salsa defense

When a person attempts to bean dip another person, they may block the bean dip by hitting the opponent's scooping hand and declaring "salsa". The person who deflected the bean dip is then allowed a five second period to lightly hit the other person, all the while yelling "salsa, salsa, salsa".

Andrew tried to bean dip me earlier, but i used the salsa defense and blocked it.

by special prune May 26, 2011

put some salsa on it

To put extra effort into something or to do something differently to get it done.
Also, to make a food item more disgusting.

Heather: "Is that what's next? We'll start daring eachother to try combinations?"
Kris: "yeah, I dare you to eat a chocolate chip bagel with blueberry cream cheese!"
Heather: "How about you 'put some salsa on it'!?"

by LowAmmo July 5, 2012

Salsa Cereal

When you are dipping chips in salsa, and you get down to the last crumbs of chips which are too small to pick up and dip, you just pour them into the salsa and get a spoon and mix them in and eat it like cereal. This allows you to get the last of the chips blended with the salsa. No wasted chips, more good food for you.....:)

I ran out of dip-sized chips, so I just poured the crumbs into the salsa bowl, grabbed a spoon, and ate me some Salsa Cereal.

by Kanji_Flufenoff August 7, 2010

salsa ish

Medium salsa mixed with grated cheese. Eaten with chips preferable tostito's. Enjoyed and invented by the dips.

I went over dips house yesterday and had some salsa ish

by dip June 27, 2004

scissor salsa

The by-product of lesbian love-making while on their periods.

"Hey baby, I know its that time of the month but let's go in the bedroom and make some scissor salsa."

by 2stainz April 30, 2013

chili salsa

When banging a chic on her period, then proceeding to collect the mix of blood and cemen then shit in it to resemble meat, then making her eat it.

After I found out she was on her period, I made her some chili salsa to have after.

by TyAl October 21, 2015

teh salsa

This type of petri dish is served exquisetly with delicacy period blood aligned with female breast milk. Inside this mixture, a touch of Baby Girl's Semen is ejected into the contents. Mix. Stir. Let the solution sit for 2 mins. Mix. Voila.

I wanna eat "teh salsa"

by ArtisticKid66 October 13, 2020