Stressel

A stressel is a vessel into which you can deposit or relieve yourself of stress.

This could often be a person, for example a friend or confidante, who absorbs your stress when they listen to you go on and on about work or something.

Alternatively a stressel could be a literal vessel, such as the pint of beer you eventually drop that guy's mobile into after it's been ringing incessantly for the last half an hour. Try it. It's fun.

I'm pissed off with just being your stressel, bruce. I have my own problems too.(Possible neighbours usage)

"Who's been using the bird-bath as a stressel again?" Said Giles as he fished yet another cowbell out. (Possible Emmerdale usage)

"Pass me that stressel, I need to be sick." (Possible Sex and the City usage.)

by Paddymelon October 17, 2010

stressexd

what happens when a person is so stressed about work/not getting sex they go comepletely MAD!!!

Bob became stessexd after losing his job and his wife being on her period.

by Chris Co May 4, 2005

Stressedfirebender

the most cancelable account ever

“I hate stressedfirebender but he’s so hot and sexy and cool and great and awesome + solos everyone

by Timothythesecond January 2, 2022

Stressetite

n, The appetite, often voracious, that one develops under significant stress.

friend 1: How's the studying going?
friend 2: Terrible! I had such a stressetite I ate three bags of Doritos and now I want to die.

by Metcalfistan June 2, 2011

Stresseria

Stress induced diarrhea.

I got stresseria when I had to take the driving exam last week.

by CawfeeSong January 28, 2012

stressted

When you're stressed out over a medical or other test.

John was stressted about his heart stress test.
Susie got really stressted out about her math quiz.

by SabraCat March 1, 2016

Stressent

The stress of finding the right present

Damn the holidays are coming. I feel stressent bro.

by whataretheodds... November 26, 2021