Stormin' Mormons

The term used for Christian Mormons that naturally attract attention and ruckus

Person One: "Why is that girl dancing in the hospital?"

Person Two: "Don't mind her, she's just a stormin' Mormon."

STORMIN' MORMONS

by simplyno May 29, 2010

stormingrage

A fat person that sits at their computer all day.

hey, you such a stormingrage!

by ohyeah123792 August 25, 2013

stormin anal mormon

When you're recovering Mormon fiance finds her inner freak and shoves a Hitachi up your ass while she has you tied up and and blind folded.

My girlfriend went full kink.com last night and gave me the stormin anal Mormon.

by Earnhardt fears walls July 22, 2019

Stormkinged

To stay up unreasonably late, drink to excess, and vomit at least once while partying with old friends the night before joining a family function early the next morning, miraculously NOT hungover because one is actually still drunk. Origin: The phenomenon of adult children visiting Storm King Nature Center with their parents, just hours after an NYC pub crawl.

Dude, I met up with my old roommate before Mother's Day last weekend and got stormkinged AGAIN. One minute I was puking my guts out at the bar and the next minute I was at brunch with my parents.

by Namesannie May 15, 2023

Storking

When one watches a couple do the deed.
A combination of 'stork' and 'stalking'

The chief stork is storking the couple and that way he knows when to deliver the babies.

by Lakeside Mansion April 13, 2009

Storking

Having sex purely for procreation

Poor sod, his girlfriend is only interested in storking.

by lylu May 25, 2015

storing a charge

When you are holding in a huge poop

Why are you walking funny?
I have been storing a charge ll day.

by Xecium March 1, 2015