Store Whore

A store whore is Someone who spends hours in stores practically torturing themselves staring at things they will never be Able to buy because they are so expensive!

Ray spent 3 hours in an apple retail store staring at a 20# Imac...
"What a store whore"

by le penis head November 19, 2009

Store Whore

Somone who hangs out in front of a store such as seven eleven, until they are asked to leave, and then move to another store, and so on.

Dude, check out that guy, hes such a store whore.

by galthor May 16, 2009

store d'oeuvres

Stopping at the store or usually a quickie mart to grab and throw down some snacks while on your way to eat at someone's house. Usually because you know there's going to be little or no good food there.

(dinner at mom's)
We better stop and grab some store d'oeuvres, you know that mom never has enough food.

(on the way to a party at some chick's house)
Jim: Isn't she a vegetarian? We'd better stop and get some store d'oeuvres. I can't eat that shit all night.

by rscowboy June 25, 2010

store brik

A safe in a convenience store or gas station.

Yo Jay go smash that there store brik.

by ryersondude May 30, 2006

Store defective

Being mistaken for an employee of a store you are shopping in because you are wearing your work uniform.

"excuse me young man could you show me where the vagasil is?"

"ok, I don't work here. But I had to buy some for a friend recently it's in Aisle 5, bottom shelf"

A classic case of store defective.

by Gdubfunk August 22, 2011

store sick

Feeling tired, dizzy, exhausted, etc. while shopping for clothing.

I was feeling store sick while shopping for clothes.

by Slurpits November 25, 2016

store-aisle preamble

Refers to the preliminary "look-see" stroll dat you make along a store's shelves prior to requesting assistance in locating a certain item of merchandise; this ensures dat you will not feel foolish --- and/or needlessly interrupt a probably-already-overly-busy store-employee --- by asking for help in finding something dat was actually right out in plain view all along, and so you could likely have spied it yourself if you'd simply been looking more carefully/closely.

I always make sure to do a through store-aisle preamble before calling an associate to help me find something I want to buy; it always a relief to see the employee pause and scratch his/her own head while seeking out my desired item (or have said staffperson regretfully tell me that either the store doesn't carry what I'd wanted or it's out of stock), since this means that I don't have to feel foolish or guilty for having "interrupted someone for nothing".

by QuacksO May 14, 2019