WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

Dude1:I need your help! Can you come here?
Dude2:Well, I can't. I'm buying clothes
Dude1: Alright, hurry up then come over here.
Dude2:I can't find them.
Dude1:What do you mean you can't find them?
Dude2:I can't find them. There's only soup.
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's only soup"?
Dude2:It mean there's only soup.
Dude1:Well get out of the soup aisle!
Dude2:Alright, you don't have to shout at me (move to the next aisle) There's more soup!
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's more soup"?!
Dude2:There's just more soup!
Dude1:Go into the next aisle!
Dude2:(move to the next aisle) There's still soup!
Dude1:Where are you right now?!
Dude2:I'm at soup!
Dude1:WHADDYA MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"!?
Dude2:I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!
Dude1:WHAT'S STORE ARE YOU IN?!
Dude2:I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!

Dude1: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
Dude2: F*** YOOUUUU!!!!

by BigStupidIdiot May 14, 2021

The Story So Far

East Bay pop-punk 'till the end.

The Story So Far are one of the best bands ever!

by hellfuckinyeahright April 13, 2013

Wisconsin dust storm

the act of putting nesquik powder on your asshole, and farting into your significant others face while they go down on you

Rome totally experienced his first Wisconsin dust storm, and surprisingly like it.

by Romelio October 27, 2019

stormtrooper aim

The inability to hit the thing you're aiming for (or anything)

"Gary missed the enemy" "he must have stormtrooper aim"

by JediBanana July 30, 2017

Stornch

To Stornch something is a homosexual term for storing items inside each other's anus.

'What did you do with those Apples' 'Don't worry I Stornch them for us to eat later.'

by Allthemandoids July 31, 2020

Liquor Store

Store that sells hard liquor, wine, beer, etc. In most Canadian provinces, they are run by the government. In some provinces, it is colloquially known as the "LC" -- Liquor Commission

Buddy: Wanna come over for some steaks and beer?

Ralph: I need to pick up some beer.

Buddy: Don't worry, I'm making a run to the liquor store. What do you want?

Ralph: Lets split a two-four of Keith's.

Buddy: Deal.

by AndyCaygeon January 3, 2010

toy story 2

A word used when describing how sensitive/ emotional someone is. Used to exaggerate your point.

Person 1: I'm so happy I could cry.
Person 2: You're so emotional you cried during toy story 2 and that's not even the sad one.

by WaifuLaifu July 22, 2017