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Pinch and Squint

The action performed by smart phone and tablet users when attempting to navigate a website which has no mobile version. First they "pinch" so the site fits on screen, then they "squint" because it's too small to see.
I had to do the Pinch and Squint when subscribing to Advertising Age magazine and it turns out that I actually ordered 10 years of OMFG (Official Meeting Facilities Guide).
by ZHoff May 25, 2012
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pig squint

The closed-eyed, nose and tongue extended, face made during deep cunnilingus in order to protect one's eyes.
"That gash was so big, loose, and wet I had to do a pig squint just to get to her clit."
by gunner451 August 20, 2006
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sticky squint

When a guy jerks off with his head on the bed and his back curved so his cock is above his head and blows his load in his eye (sometimes in his mouth or all over his face)
Lastnight i was watching facial porn and really wanted to know what it was like for the girl so i got in position and gave myself a sticky squint
by douchecanoe98 March 1, 2015
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serious squint

when guys take a selfie while putting on a serious face and squinting to look cool or high.
i saw John take a serious squint selfie in class.
by unionjismylife203 May 19, 2014
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The Awarded Squint

A facial form that appears when one receives an award that involves the mouth muscles overpowering the eye muscles and squinting them while smiling, created a uncanny appearance.
Did you see my big award?

Yeah dude! Up on stage you had a bit of an the awarded squint.

Ohh man..
by MAH007 February 22, 2022
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Squinting Llama

When you phone up a sexline in a phone box, and leave the phone off the hook while 2 people, members of opposite or same sex, have sex in the telephone box. Sign of best squinting llama's is when the windows steam up.
Jonny: Mate, I squinting llama-ed this babe last night. We got so hot that the windows steamed up. It was like an erotic dream I once had.
by fuckyeah1234567889 March 21, 2009
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squinted

when a boy sits with their legs wide
they all sat squinted today
by elliemaerhodes123 May 10, 2023
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