Speedwagon

To gain confidence of another trying to encourage you.

“Jojo I’ll speedwagon you until you achieve victory!”

by Joseph Joestar best April 2, 2019

Mobile sperm bank

An individual who really loves semen. Usually used as a cum receptacle in a dogging session. Their methodology is don’t waste a drop..

Hey Dion must of just walked by again, he leaves a trail like a snail out of his ass.. That guy is a mobile sperm bank, think he received too many deposits and is full to the brim...

by Dirk Rictor2 August 2, 2019

Michigan speed limit

The speed at which a cop won't pull you over in Michigan. Usually 5-10mph over the posted speed limit on main roads and 15-20mph over the posted speed limit on highways. If you don't maintain this speed you will have a line of cars behind you, each within three feet of the car in front of them. If you feel like driving under the posted speed limit and the weather conditions are anywhere near decent, then you better just pull over and let people pass you.

Mike: Hey dude, you're going way too fast, slow it down.
Nick: Naw it's alright, the Michigan speed limit on this road is 65.
Mike: Yeah I know, but you're doin' 90.
Nick: Oh. Yeah I should probably back off.

by WastingDaylight August 5, 2010

Green Bay Special

This occurs in Green Bay at 3:30 AM when you get woken up by the hotel desk lady telling you that your boss has passed out with his dick out in the conference room.

"Hey Steve, did you here that Joe gave Andy a Green Bay Special?"

"Ugh, not again. Every time we come to Green Bay he gets piss drunk and whips it out for the desk chick."

by Tyler Anderson 1 September 28, 2011

spear of destiny

Spliffs rolled with normal sized rizlas, rather than kingsize. Their small size and pointy roach end makes them look like minature spears, and obviously it is your destiny to blaze them up. Smoking them will unlock the secrets of your destiny, but you'll forget in the morning because you were so stoned.

Coconut Head rolled this spear of destiny for us. Its small but it'll get you crazy stoned squire.

by Digweed Academy May 19, 2009

Speak Softly and Carry a Big Dick

One of the most important principles of Big Dick Diplomacy. The term was coined on January 26, 1900 by Theodore Roosevelt when his coworker expressed his frustration of not being able to get laid. Roosevelt proclaimed, "Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid." He took Roosevelt's advice, although it has never been officially confirmed if he got laid.

Coworker: "Why can't I get laid?, I always get rejected."
Roosevelt: "Next time you get rejected try using Big Dick Diplomacy. Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid."
Coworker (5 minutes later): "Thanks for the advice, I just got laid."
Roosevelt: "Awesome, I told you it works."

by Forgotten History Revealed May 19, 2016

spellculate

To fake the spelling of an unfamiliar word.
Can be inserted in informal writing, in brackets, after any guessed-at spelling - so you still look stupid, but at least aware of it.

I hate trying to write people's surnames; I always have to spellculate.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 30, 2009