Sog's law

A variation on Sod's law.

Sog's law states: "If you leave your umbrella or coat at home it will rain"

My socks are soaked, of course I left my coat at home it's Sog's law

by Roars May 27, 2025

sog

sog (saw-gh) n.
a hot lesbian with really large saggy tits.

"claudia has soggy titties."
"that's why she's a sog."

by isimp4eminem September 1, 2020

Sog

A sog is a nickname for a fat dog, which can also be used to insult people.

"your dog is such a sog" said Bob
"well you're a bigger sog." said Billy

"that guy is such a sogger."

by Sogger Skeleton August 8, 2024

Sog-on

When a ladies vagina is dripping heavily, often due to anticipation of thicc dick.

Bro, my girl was right down for me last night. She had a right sog-on

by dankleberry69 February 8, 2019

Sogging

A “game” of sorts wherein an individual or group takes part in throwing random objects at cars passing by. After successfully hitting a vehicle, the group then runs from the driver and/or police. Possibly Australian in origin.

“Oi mate, wanna go sogging down by charleston street? I heard that’s where all the old ladies drive, should be an easy target.”

by Average Plumbus Enjoyer December 9, 2023

Sog the Bun

Something that is a bit rubbish, like when your bread bun gets soggy from too much sauce and falls apart.

1: Do you want to go out tonight?
2: Nah, sog the bun on that

by Narcauxs August 14, 2023

sog house

a house in which you might step in a puddle or in a mystery food or goo

man i was at my grandmas last night it's such a sog house

by DCKYD August 13, 2017