Senor Cardgage (pronounced Snore Cardgage)

An older version of strong bad with a beer gut, a combover, a goatee, and a plastic grocery bag which could contain one of the following: Cold pizza, rotten vegtables, the shattered remains of his former life, or melty candy bars that he eats really noisily while standing to close to you in line.
He refers to men as women, and mumbles strange phrases. He runs a mortgage firm.

"Hi there Belindas"

"Hey, m'am, would you care for a slice of gum"

"Pardon me, m'am, could you help an old wintergreen gather his spectacles?"

by Spamaco Internationall October 10, 2006

Murphy's Law of Snoring

"Your slumber-partner will snooze silently during periods that you're up and away from the boudoir, but then he will totally 'saw logs' whenever you're actually cohabitating with him --- and wanting to get some shut-eye --- in the same bed."

Perhaps many instances of Murphy's Law of Snoring stem from the snorer's needing more space to "spread out", which he would have whenever he has the whole bed to himself; being more cramped can restrict air-passages and so on..

by QuacksO September 29, 2019

Butt Snore

when you fart in bed

wife: ew did you just fart?
husband: nah hun, was a butt snore.

by eyepatchpete July 26, 2020

Snoring

sleepind disorder (noise made by some while they sleep can be quiet or loud) can happen once in a while or every night

Tigger: What’s Donkey Boy Saying?
*ALF Snoring*
*Pooh and Friends Falls And Screams*

by MayDayMeh June 11, 2018

Snore Shore

In Southern Louisiana there is a 24 mile long bridge called the Causeway. On one side is the “south shore” where New Orleans & its suburbs are located.On the other side of the bridge is the “northshore” where the cities of Mandeville & Covington are located. The Northshore is the complete opposite of New Orleans. It is completely void of anything interesting, unique, & fun. The food is bland. The best thing you can do is go sit on the lakefront and miss being in New Orleans. Sleeping out of boredom is the main attribute of the north shore. Thus when someone is driving over the bridge from New Orleans to the north shore, it’s much easier to say, “I’m heading to the snore shore.” Because that’s what you will be doing over there. Snoring. Until you can go back over the bridge.

Heading to the Snore Shore today to be bored out of my mind, pray for me

by Sy-syrup May 5, 2025

Snoring tits off

Snoring hard, deep asleep

Alexandra has been snoring tits off all night

by Professor-x-machine April 2, 2022

hate snoring

When your significant other goes to bed mad at you and snores as loud as possible to keep you up.

His hate snoring kept me up all night! As if arguing before bed wasn't enough, that fucker proved he could annoy me and Piss me off even while sleeping!

by Mstebby99 August 10, 2017