Senor Cardgage (pronounced Snore Cardgage)

An older version of strong bad with a beer gut, a combover, a goatee, and a plastic grocery bag which could contain one of the following: Cold pizza, rotten vegtables, the shattered remains of his former life, or melty candy bars that he eats really noisily while standing to close to you in line.
He refers to men as women, and mumbles strange phrases. He runs a mortgage firm.

"Hi there Belindas"

"Hey, m'am, would you care for a slice of gum"

"Pardon me, m'am, could you help an old wintergreen gather his spectacles?"

by Spamaco Internationall October 10, 2006

Snoring

sleepind disorder (noise made by some while they sleep can be quiet or loud) can happen once in a while or every night

Tigger: What’s Donkey Boy Saying?
*ALF Snoring*
*Pooh and Friends Falls And Screams*

by MayDayMeh June 11, 2018

Butt Snores

When a fat guy goes to sleep and farts then sucks it back up.

His butt snores only smelled for a second, as he sucked them back up.

by MagiMash July 11, 2016

Boner snoring

When you take a Viagra and an ambien at the same time

Dude, I fully when boner snoring last friday and my girl is fully disappointed

by Punkazilla April 17, 2015

hate snoring

When your significant other goes to bed mad at you and snores as loud as possible to keep you up.

His hate snoring kept me up all night! As if arguing before bed wasn't enough, that fucker proved he could annoy me and Piss me off even while sleeping!

by Mstebby99 August 10, 2017

Snore core

when you snore too much

"' I hate you because of your snore core."

by Piickleboii March 17, 2023

Snoring

Aggressively fucking someone who was formerly your subordinate at work.

I was snoring her when my cat hopped onto her face.

by NB Forrest June 4, 2024