Senor Cardgage (pronounced Snore Cardgage)

An older version of strong bad with a beer gut, a combover, a goatee, and a plastic grocery bag which could contain one of the following: Cold pizza, rotten vegtables, the shattered remains of his former life, or melty candy bars that he eats really noisily while standing to close to you in line.
He refers to men as women, and mumbles strange phrases. He runs a mortgage firm.

"Hi there Belindas"

"Hey, m'am, would you care for a slice of gum"

"Pardon me, m'am, could you help an old wintergreen gather his spectacles?"

by Spamaco Internationall July 12, 2005

Snore-addicted

A dumb fatass who snores so loudly, it sounds like a category 10,000 hurricane from 2 rooms away, aka you could use "my dad".

Guy 1: bro i'm tryin to sleep here! What's up with your fucking dad!?
Guy 2-3: Dude cover your ears he's boutta go super sayin! Hes snore-addicted!

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 10, 2022

The angry Snoring bagpipe

Also known as a french bulldog. This term is used because the dog is stored under your arm and snores continuously.

... your the angry snoring bagpipe

by Gatchabitch March 09, 2021

Snoring

sleepind disorder (noise made by some while they sleep can be quiet or loud) can happen once in a while or every night

Tigger: What’s Donkey Boy Saying?
*ALF Snoring*
*Pooh and Friends Falls And Screams*

by MayDayMeh June 01, 2018

Snoring

Aggressively fucking someone who was formerly your subordinate at work.

I was snoring her when my cat hopped onto her face.

by NB Forrest June 05, 2024

Butt Snore

when you fart in bed

wife: ew did you just fart?
husband: nah hun, was a butt snore.

by eyepatchpete July 26, 2020

Butt Snores

When a fat guy goes to sleep and farts then sucks it back up.

His butt snores only smelled for a second, as he sucked them back up.

by MagiMash March 24, 2016