An older version of strong bad with a beer gut, a combover, a goatee, and a plastic grocery bag which could contain one of the following: Cold pizza, rotten vegtables, the shattered remains of his former life, or melty candy bars that he eats really noisily while standing to close to you in line.
He refers to men as women, and mumbles strange phrases. He runs a mortgage firm.
"Hi there Belindas"

"Hey, m'am, would you care for a slice of gum"

"Pardon me, m'am, could you help an old wintergreen gather his spectacles?"
by Spamaco Internationall July 12, 2005
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Snore-addicted

A dumb fatass who snores so loudly, it sounds like a category 10,000 hurricane from 2 rooms away, aka you could use "my dad".
Guy 1: bro i'm tryin to sleep here! What's up with your fucking dad!?
Guy 2-3: Dude cover your ears he's boutta go super sayin! Hes snore-addicted!
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 10, 2022
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The angry Snoring bagpipe

Also known as a french bulldog. This term is used because the dog is stored under your arm and snores continuously.
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Snoring

sleepind disorder (noise made by some while they sleep can be quiet or loud) can happen once in a while or every night
Tigger: What’s Donkey Boy Saying?
*ALF Snoring*
*Pooh and Friends Falls And Screams*
by MayDayMeh June 01, 2018
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Snoring

Aggressively fucking someone who was formerly your subordinate at work.
I was snoring her when my cat hopped onto her face.
by NB Forrest June 05, 2024
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Snoring Annie

The Snoring Annie is when your girlfriend is snoring so you put your ball-skin on her mouth and nose so as to simulate jowls on a snoring bulldog.
Katie wouldn't kept me up all night, so around 2 am I gave her a Snoring Annie.
by Toecutterguitar August 08, 2019
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Snore-gasm

When you cum in your sleep, kinda like a wet dream.
*Looks down at undies* Wtf? I don't remember jacking off last night! Oh wait, I probably had a snore-gasm again, those damn clowns!
by Blaceph April 13, 2021
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