smedium

A shirt that is way too small but the person thinks it looks good.

His shirt looks like a smedium. LMFAO

by tayleigh9600 June 8, 2016

Smedge

The act of smashing a cervix with a large thick cock repeatedly.

Tess really wanted Dan to smedge her pussy tonight.

by Delks September 7, 2019

smedley

Another alternative for cool, awesome, or fantastic, with connotations of cutting-edge hip-ness that others may not be savvy or "in" enough to be aware of.

This is some smedley digs, yo.

by Ännika September 2, 2008

Smedley

Smedley is a condition whereby the lips become extremely dry and possibly cracked. It may be caused by the evaporation of moisture, or more commonly by picking at or irritating the lips.

-Eww!!! You need to cover up that smedley on your upper lip!!!

-My lips are looking a little smedley, i really need to try a different brand of chapstick.

by The Toad Mother January 9, 2011

smedium

Size (usually article of clothing) too big for a small but too small for a medium. Used perjoratively to refer to an irregular size.

He's shirt is so smedium!

by Nice April 4, 2003

Smedge

smegma, that shit that builds up under your dick head that looks like cheese,Dick cheese

damn i havent showered in days my smedge is building up

by Willow May 13, 2005

Smedge

A really smooth edge, particularly relating to the art of giftwrapping.

'Check out these smedges' - remark made after giftwrapping something historically well, so that the edges of the paper are almost invisible.

by Snoppy5 September 26, 2007