A sex position that involves the man standing up with the woman holding on to him with her legs wrapped around her, his penis in vagina and then the woman starts bouncing up and down or the man thrusts her up and down.
by Johnny Big Tits September 2, 2011
Get the Jumping Seal mug.An idiot who pretends to be a Navy SEAL, but never was one. Some phony SEALs do it to impress chicks at a bar, and others do it because they want everyone in their life to believe that they were a Navy SEAL.
Usually, the type of person who does this had a less than glorious job in the Military. Many haven't even served in the Military at all.
Real SEALs are humble about their jobs, and do go around bragging about being one. Phony SEALs are the opposite. They can't wait to tell someone that they're a Navy SEAL, and will go on with endless bullshit stories about it. They like the "ooo and aaahh" reactions that people give them. They want to intimidate people and get respect. All because they're not winners, and never did anything notable in real life to earn any respect in the first place.
Usually, the type of person who does this had a less than glorious job in the Military. Many haven't even served in the Military at all.
Real SEALs are humble about their jobs, and do go around bragging about being one. Phony SEALs are the opposite. They can't wait to tell someone that they're a Navy SEAL, and will go on with endless bullshit stories about it. They like the "ooo and aaahh" reactions that people give them. They want to intimidate people and get respect. All because they're not winners, and never did anything notable in real life to earn any respect in the first place.
"Hi, my name's John Smith, I'm a Navy SEAL and I've done a lot of ""black ops"" in foreign countries and killed a ton of people!"
"What class were you?"
"My what?"
"Your BUD/S Class....?"
"20 Bravo Delta 1"
"You fucking idiot, you're a Phony Navy SEAL! Now I'm going to smash your face in!!"
"What class were you?"
"My what?"
"Your BUD/S Class....?"
"20 Bravo Delta 1"
"You fucking idiot, you're a Phony Navy SEAL! Now I'm going to smash your face in!!"
by High and Dry March 24, 2013
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She: The boss is incredibly efficient at organizing his time and conserving his energy.
He: Yeah! His secret is that he knows how to kill two seals with one club.
She: What???
He: You know, accomplish two things at once.
She: You're gross!
He: Thank you.
He: Yeah! His secret is that he knows how to kill two seals with one club.
She: What???
He: You know, accomplish two things at once.
She: You're gross!
He: Thank you.
by ring-tailed roarer April 19, 2010
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Get the Seal the Deal mug.<Captain> Does this make me look fat?
<Son> No... but your ass does! *laughs at own joke* BUT YOUR ASS DOES! AHAHAHA!
<Son> No... but your ass does! *laughs at own joke* BUT YOUR ASS DOES! AHAHAHA!
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003
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A type of trolling in which someone repeatedly asks bad-faith questions, in an effort to get the truth silenced online.
As you will see, trolls specifically hate the term "Sealioning," and will reply to it with... SEALIONING!
A type of trolling in which someone repeatedly asks bad-faith questions, in an effort to get the truth silenced online.
As you will see, trolls specifically hate the term "Sealioning," and will reply to it with... SEALIONING!
"Why doesn't that troll just Google it himself?"
"That's the point of Sealioning -- to make you so tired that you leave conversations and allow another platform to become Truth Social."
"That's the point of Sealioning -- to make you so tired that you leave conversations and allow another platform to become Truth Social."
by the modhatter June 6, 2022
Get the Sealioning mug.When a woman spreads her butt cheeks apart while the man ejaculates between said spread butt cheeks. After the man has ejaculated on the anus the woman then proceeds to open and close her butt cheeks (this making a clapping noise as if she were a seal and creates a net of semen). She will also bark like a seal in a high pitched tone.
This will ultimately result in total and uncontrolled laughter for the man while the woman is naturally humiliated.
This will ultimately result in total and uncontrolled laughter for the man while the woman is naturally humiliated.
MAN A: hey check out that chick's ass
MAN B: Ya, I bet she could really do a good happy seal, right?
MAN A: That would be funny as hell to see her humiliate herself while I am sexually pleased.
MAN B: Ya, I bet she could really do a good happy seal, right?
MAN A: That would be funny as hell to see her humiliate herself while I am sexually pleased.
by Maxxy Pad - Robz May 13, 2011
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