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Fruit Punch Slushy

When an individual has intercourse with a female outside at precisely 7:30 AM with temperatures below freezing(32 degrees Fahrenheit). The vagina will feel hard and cold, thus resembling a blender. It is given the name "Fruit Punch Slushy" because this would just be called a suicide mission without having the female's period blood(fruit punch) to protect the penis from the inner blades of the cold vagina.
Sean: Hey Amber let's go outside for a Fruit Punch Slushy
Amber: Wow, it's so convenient I didn't put in my tampon today!
Tristan: You guys are such ratchets...

Kyle: Did you guys hear about what happened to Jared?
Reona: haha yeah I heard he thought his girl was on his period, but instead he got his dick ripped off!
Micheal: Such a freshman decision
by PMSquad October 23, 2013
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Brain Slushy

The result when a gun is stuck in one's mouth, and fired. A term made famous by 11 year old internet sensation, Jesse Slaughter, and her rant that got her stalked by the web forum 4chan.
"I will pop a glock in your mouth, and make a brain slushy"-Jesse Slaughter
by jesseisqueen July 21, 2010
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Michigan slushy

rough anal sex in the woods while a phat turd is coming out of the bootyhole being fucked, person that is giving is peeing into the bootay of the fuckee, resulting in a slushalishous sound
yo... did you hear that trent gave nick a michigan slushy behind the kroger?
by Weeniehutjr August 23, 2021
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grape slushy

the act of giving head or giving someone a blow job when your tongue and inside of mouth are stained blue or purple from a slushy or candy of some kind, this often results in discolored genitals
dude that girl Becky just gave me a grape slushy now my dicks all purple and shit
by purpledik11 October 19, 2010
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indoor slushy

When you pee in someone’s shoes so when they walk it feel squishy
Mark called my potato fries mid so I gave him an indoor slushy
by Jebythedeby January 7, 2023
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Bloody Slushy

When a girl collects blood from her period in a cup and then freezes it, later followed by taking the frozen blood out and blending it into a slushy mixture to drink it.
“I looked in my girlfriends freezer and found a Bloody Slushy”

“I saw my mum drink a Bloody Slushy and it turned me on”

“My friend wanted to try my Bloody Slushy so I said I’d give her some next month”
by MissBlob June 5, 2018
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Rainbow Slushy

When a women has a mouthfull of a slushy drink and she proceeds to give a man a blowjob, and when there done the women spits the slush into the man's mouth and the man drinks it.
We should go to my room and make a rainbow slushy
by Harry Patch December 16, 2010
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