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Morning Shitdown

When you wake up first thing in the morning and sit on the toilet to let out a couple of shits, but mainly to wind down and do time wasting activities such as using your smartphone.
Person 1: “What’s taking you so long in there??”
Person 2: “I’m enjoying my Morning shitdown go away”
by See not us November 17, 2018
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shitday

where you've had a really bad day and feel really grumpy.
normally you take it out on friends by shouting at them or blaming them.
some like to cry.
somebody just shat on my mums grave. this has been such a shitday.
or the dog ate my homework than shat it out on my pillow. this is going to be a shitday i can tell.
by Jake White February 5, 2008
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SHOD

Noun. Acronym.
Shake Hit Of Death. (Marijuana)
Be careful, Champ, I loaded you a SHOD.
by John Doja May 1, 2007
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Shonda Crimes

A person who is known for leaving the fandom they 'own' in turmoil for example;
writing in a plane crash that kills two of the most loved and shipped characters,
splitting up a ship and pairing them with the most disgusting characters,
even just not giving the fandom enough sex scenes of their ships.
Shonda Crimes ran away to Scandal leaving us Grey's fans with boring rubbish season 10.

Why the hell has Shonda Crimes left us heart broken again?

Stop being a Shonda Crimes.
by Shondaland Is My Home December 8, 2013
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shitdrinker

one who sucks so bad, they quite obviously drink shit.
That guy who wouldn't book our band was a real shitdrinker.

The drummer from the PB Army is a shitdrinker.
by PB Navy August 25, 2003
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Shoddy Beggar

A "shoddy beggar" is a slang term for excrement such as that which exits the anus of a human when the time is right. It can be used when taking part in informal conversation and can be used to refer someone that is going to go and excrete faeces.
Harry needed to go for a shoddy beggar right now.
That was one stinking shoddy beggar.
by biteston August 5, 2007
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Shitdicker

A word used to describe douchiness mixed with gayness
You see that guy?
Yeah, he's such a shitdicker
by DerpDeDurr October 17, 2009
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