Yo you get any butt from Megan last night?
I guess man. I don't want to talk about it.
What?
That ho tried to lick my ass last night. That girl is a sewer chewer.
I guess man. I don't want to talk about it.
What?
That ho tried to lick my ass last night. That girl is a sewer chewer.
by The Acheiver July 05, 2006
The offspring formed when a man's ejaculate (usually released in the shower) meets a woman's menstruation (usually flushed down the toilet) in a municipal sewer system.
A sewer baby's diet varies. Stomach samples taken show a large percentage of rodents, feces, tampons, goldfish and sewer babies. To digest fibrous material, such as tampons and toilet tissue, the sewer baby has evolved two, sometimes four ruminating stomachs containing various forms of bacteria.
Sewer babies are vile. They are incapable of forming colonies as they are cannibalistic. Reproduction occurs via simple spores distributed aquatically. Webbed feet and hands are the norm. Deformities are common among sewer babies, most notably missing limbs, soft skulls, bruised skin, and in-grown hairs. It should be noted that these in-grown hairs are always accompanied by blood, puss, and an unknown brown fluid.
Eighty percent of the body weight is contained in the head. Sewer babies craniums show an exceptionally rapid growth rate. It is rare for a sewer baby to see their first birthday. After approximately eleven months, the sheer weight of the cranium cannot be supported by the noodle like neck. Serious head trauma usually results after a drastic fall. These catastrophic events result in a feeding frenzy where the sound of thrashing and splashing bodies can be heard from the streets above.
A sewer baby's diet varies. Stomach samples taken show a large percentage of rodents, feces, tampons, goldfish and sewer babies. To digest fibrous material, such as tampons and toilet tissue, the sewer baby has evolved two, sometimes four ruminating stomachs containing various forms of bacteria.
Sewer babies are vile. They are incapable of forming colonies as they are cannibalistic. Reproduction occurs via simple spores distributed aquatically. Webbed feet and hands are the norm. Deformities are common among sewer babies, most notably missing limbs, soft skulls, bruised skin, and in-grown hairs. It should be noted that these in-grown hairs are always accompanied by blood, puss, and an unknown brown fluid.
Eighty percent of the body weight is contained in the head. Sewer babies craniums show an exceptionally rapid growth rate. It is rare for a sewer baby to see their first birthday. After approximately eleven months, the sheer weight of the cranium cannot be supported by the noodle like neck. Serious head trauma usually results after a drastic fall. These catastrophic events result in a feeding frenzy where the sound of thrashing and splashing bodies can be heard from the streets above.
Notices: Do not flush tampons down toilet. They clog our sewers..... with babies. (As seen in woman's bathroom)
You should have been a sewer baby.
You should have been a sewer baby.
by Wilt "sewer baby" Chamberlain April 17, 2010
.A way to refer to a closeted femboy. A man that wants to dress in a feminine manner, yet is scared to admit so
.Person A: My friend jerry is a sewer rat
.Person B: I wish him the best of luck with coming out to his loved ones
.Person B: I wish him the best of luck with coming out to his loved ones
by wemz May 23, 2021
Slang nickname given to Sioux City, IA. So called because of the rancid smell associated with the city. The bad smell is particularly noticible to non-inhabitants who happen to be driving through Sioux City on I-29.
by Biggus Dicktus August 13, 2009
by Kole Daddy May 24, 2016
J-S is a sewer rat.
by Your worst enemy ^.^ October 13, 2020
person 1 “have you seen emery anywhere?”
person 2 “nah, I haven’t seen that bitchass sewer midget anywhere.”
person 2 “nah, I haven’t seen that bitchass sewer midget anywhere.”
by Emery hater 6969 April 24, 2021