selective breeding

When a farmer tosses off a male cow and gets the jizz and injects it into a female cow.

Guy: Hey babe lets do some selective breeding.
Girl: What...?
Guy: You can be my farmer and i'll be the cow.
Girl: Ooh okay...

by tagme246 February 28, 2008

Selective Music Downloader

Downloading a song from iTunes, only because you like the first 00:07 seconds of the song, or usually the part of the song that has a nice beat.

Person A: "Hey Steve is such a Selective Music Downloader."

Person B: "Why do you say that?"

Person A: Because he just bought "We Built This City" from iTunes, and he only listens to the part at the beginning with the lyrics, "We Built This City on Rock n' Roll."

by 123456789ABCDEF December 15, 2009

Selective Filming

The act of choosing to film some aspects of a moment and leaving out others.

Dude, you so did selective filming on that video so it looked like the other guy beat me in Punch Out!!

by AranRyan123 May 30, 2009

selective capitalization

When you decide to capitalize certain proper nouns based on whether or not you like the person, place, or thing.

"I really enjoy the Keith Olbermann show."
"Cool, how do you feel about the Sean Hannity show?"
"I hate sean hannity."
"Using selective capitalization, huh?"
"Indeed."

by MRMEX July 8, 2009

selective poking

When you have many pokes to reply to on Facebook, and you choose to reply to only certain ones to save time.

Katie-I poked you months ago and you still haven't replied!
Jessie-I've been selective poking, I had too many, but you're next, I promise!

by sillyolivia April 26, 2011

selective hoeing

Selective hoeing is the act of being of hoe. But not just being a hoe for anybody, you're very selective of who you send them booty pics to. For example, you could have 10 niggas in your DM's and only be picking and choosing specific ones.

Girl 1: "Damn Becky, you've been a real hoe lately."
Girl 2: "It's not just regular hoeing, it's selective hoeing."

by OmareBeach December 6, 2016

selective caring

When a group of popular kids exclude unpopular kids from their caring/attention.

Bro, Jason's such a faggot. I think he and the other popular kids have selective caring.

by Neas_Rebel November 6, 2017