by THerrs June 21, 2004
A sexual position which entails a man placing his weiner in a woman's mouth and his balls on her eyes. The name scuba diver was derived from the fact that the dick is the snorkel and the balls on her eyes act as the goggles. The rest of the scrotum acts as the mask.
by jasom February 12, 2004
Those little leftover pieces of feces that settle on the bottom of the bowl after the water has been refilled in the toilet.
Dude, how about a double flush next time? You left all kinds of SCUBA CRUMBS on the bottom of the toilet bowl....
by TimMiller6969 January 18, 2011
by cpconstruction187 December 16, 2015
Scuba flubbing is when a really fat person goes scuba diving and gets stuck at the bottom of the ocean because they are so heavy.
by #DaManBAM January 23, 2017
A person who teaches the art of Scuba (a veriation of teabagging). The Scuba Instructor will typically be a smug & insecure male, below average height, desperate to insert his testicles into the mouths of as many people as possible. Scuba Instructors are usually hired by mistake by people trying to learn diving, but end up learning how to fill the mouths of others with their balls. Scuba Instructors therefor usually only work in the job on a temporary basis until work dries up, returning to their real career in shame.
I'm going to become a Scuba Instructor so I can get paid to teach people how to stuff their balls into the mouths of others!
by FatFreddie75 December 05, 2018
1.if used in a derogatory tone, someone who is drowning in stupidity expressing a negative connotation or a low opinion of someone or something, 2. if the tone is expressed positively connotative to someone who shows extreme talent with little effort to become talented in sports or music, or expressing positively connotative about something you may find cool or unique.
1. you stole a cop car you are so scuba stupid...2. did you see him jump over that defender like it was noting, yeah dude is scuba stupid!
by Mrphitz138 December 09, 2018