scuba dookie 

When scuba diving, you poop your wet suit. This creates a scuba dookie.

Do you ever scuba dookie? man, i'll tell ya. its a bitch to clean up.

scuba dookie by Dylan furst February 4, 2007

scuba sex 

when a woman puts her mouth on a man's ball sack, making his cock much like a snorkel.

dude, this floozy was all over my nut sack last night. She was treating my junk like a snorkel.... my nut sack was the mouth piece. You've got to try this Scuba Sex next time you score a hott floozy.

scuba sex by pterodactyl55 October 19, 2010

Scuba Steve

The owner and and spokesperson on television and radio commercials for Car Stereo One, a chain of stores in the market of car stereos, remote car starters, and related equipment in Toledo, Ohio. Known for his unusual but unique slogans.

"Hey, it's Scuba Steve, from Car Stereo One. Turtle!"

"Did you see Scuba Steve on that commercial?"
"Yeah, what's with the turtle?"

Scuba Steve by ohiofan January 5, 2009

scuba keith 

A scuba diver named Keith.

Scuba Keith is alot cooler and gets alot more women than Scuba Austin

scuba keith by THerrs June 20, 2004

scuba diver 

A sexual position which entails a man placing his weiner in a woman's mouth and his balls on her eyes. The name scuba diver was derived from the fact that the dick is the snorkel and the balls on her eyes act as the goggles. The rest of the scrotum acts as the mask.

The girl was pissed when she found out what her boyfriends scuba diving lessons entailed.

scuba diver by jasom February 12, 2004

Scuba Crumbs 

Those little leftover pieces of feces that settle on the bottom of the bowl after the water has been refilled in the toilet.

Dude, how about a double flush next time? You left all kinds of SCUBA CRUMBS on the bottom of the toilet bowl....

Scuba Crumbs by TimMiller6969 January 19, 2011

Scuba-Jacking

Jerkin it at the pool inconspicuously while scoping a hot babe

That chick was so hot all I could think about was Scuba-Jacking to get rid of this pool boner

Scuba-Jacking by cpconstruction187 March 26, 2016