scrunchie

A 90's hairpiece. Formaly worn by EVERYONE, and is now an embaressment to society.

The girl wore a scrunchie to school, then got chased out by everyone, due to lack of stylish hairpieces

by TippCityian July 2, 2004

Scrunchie

A common lady who wears scrunchies, often seen in trackies, heavy gold earrings and chain smoking. can have a lot of children who also wear scrunchies.

"eurghh, she is such a scrunchie"

by rofl686 October 23, 2009

Scruchies

Another word for a chavette, but one who favors above all the scraped back hair with the brush lines visable. Often sporting peroxide coloured hair with strong black roots.

any of the ones hanging around maccy Ds as they are found of calling it!

by hw March 8, 2005

scrunchie boy

when a girl gives a boy her scrunchie.

alex: “you see henry over there? he’s a scrunchie boy!”
daren: “who gave him it?”
alex: “idk i think it was maddie.”

by coochiemama69 November 3, 2019

Scrunchie for his Hoodie

November 28th is give a girl you hoodie and give a boy your scrunchie day!

Hey, your crush is waiting for a scrunchie for his hoodie!

by ayyyee yeetius November 20, 2019

scrunchie on the gear stick

When you slide it onto the gear stick reaaaaal good

Ruk: 'Hey hun u wanna scrunchie on the gear stick tonite'
Man on the corner: 'Please leave me alone, I'm waiting for my wife'
Ruk: 'Hunnnnn u know ur wife don't have a scrunchie half as elasticated as mine'
Man on the corner: * runs off *

by greg_gearstick April 7, 2022

flesh scrunchie

The anus.

Her flesh scrunchie was so appetizing I had to toss her salad.

by TallulahTinyTot November 1, 2015