two scoops

1. Tiny breast.
2. The poor excuse for A cups made by pale asian women.

My two scoops are better than your. Damn right, it's better than yours. I can fuck you, but I have to charge.

I can fit 2 scoops in my mouth. Damn, that's not a lot.

by Big Poppa Pimp June 11, 2006

butter scoops

1. derogatory term for a man. Given for a lack of aptitude or competence in manliness. Symptoms can include muscular duchetrophy.

2. A scoop used for retrieving butter from a churn.

1. Bring a shovel, BUTTER SCOOPS! - short film, "Groove Fighters"

2. Don't forget to use the butter scoop to retrieve the butter from the churn.

by nature's bandit November 9, 2007

Two scoops for the price of one

When you flip a man’s(or woman if you ready for sexual harassment charges) titties with both hands at once

Oh my! Two scoops for the price of one!

by Slappdat October 4, 2017

Emily Hand Scoops

An unofficial unit of measurement used by eso competitors

We need three Emily Hand Scoops of beads.

by urfukinmom69696969420 March 17, 2023

Foof N' Scoops

1. Chowder's first dish ever. He apparently worked really hard on it overnight. It's a sandwich consisting of moldy bread with trash, dead animals and for some reason a severed arm as filling (optionally toothpaste as sauce). Wild animals love it because of course they do and Mung Dahl had the misfortune of being force fed his apprentices culinary abomination (causing him to puke).

Guy 1: Hey I'm having some Foof N' Scoops. Want a bite?
Guy 2: Hell no! Where'd get that!? Out of a dumpster!?

by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars February 16, 2025

Scoopalone

When a child acts up at the kitchen table, and the parent slaps this child upside the head, forcing his/her face to plunge into his/her cereal/soup bowl.

Gino gave his son Vincenzo a Scoopalone during breakfast for antagonizing his Sister Sophia.

by Scoopalone February 19, 2009

Scoups

Is the leader of seventeen.He is so hot but in reality he is just a fluffy squisy boy that you wanna protect at all cost.

Scoups and Jeonghan looks like a married couple.

by Acoups April 22, 2018