Saskatchewan

Easiest province to draw, beautiful skies, hundreds of lakes and hills (contrary to popular belief), and a fabulous music scene. Unfortunately, it is a place where many good people leave, making former Saskatchwan residences known throughout Canada (especially Vancouver) as incredibly talented and hard working people. But consequently, they are leaving the province to fester with age and incompetence. It is an incredibly beautiful and peaceful place to be from, though most people simply pass through on the highway, which is a lame-ass way to see somewhere. If you are awsome, please stop leaving Saskatchewan because a province can't be run by aging farmers. Look at Alberta.

Albertan: "You must be a communist, eh?"
Saskatchwanian: "Nope, just a socialist."
Albertan: "Is that anything like a capitalist? Cuz I'm one of those."
Ontarian: "Ooo, ooo! Me too! Me too!"
Saskatchewanian: "Uh, you guys are weird. I'm moving to Vancouver."

by Salty Prairie Girl September 23, 2005

sasky

when something (food, person, etc) is zesty, yet sophisticated.

Damn bro that bitch is sasky.

by Broskee April 29, 2008

scake

To jizz on a girls' face and throw sprinkles on her face, thus looking like a cake. Option to put candle in mouth and blow it out for birthdays. Then for party purposes share with friends.

My girlfriend let me scake her for my birthday. My whole family said it was scrumptuous.

by The Scaker May 12, 2006

bumfuck saskatchewan

a place in Canada, where there are houses grouped together, but no stores or gas stations. A place like Bumfuck Idaho, or Bumfuck Egypt, but located in the prairies of Canada

Joe lives on that farm 20 miles east of Bumfuck Saskatchewan

by bigjim555123456 December 21, 2008

scraskers

The ultimate gay test. If you ask your friend to say cracker and he says "scraskers", he definitely wants your dick.

Q: "Hey broseph, could you pass the crackers?"
A: "For sure! Here's your scraskers!"

Reaction: "Oh god..."

by FatBitch23 June 22, 2010

Saskatoon Plague

When you don't want to go into work, but you gotta come up with some kind of disease to get out.

Bob: "Man, I really don't want to go into work after day drinking all day today."
Sam: "Why not just call in and say you got the Saskatoon Plague? I hear it's sweeping through Saskatoon right now."

by Sasdfsadfsadfsadf July 24, 2018

Saskatoon Skunk

When you are eating a girl out while she is sitting on your face and she farts on you.

“I was eating out jessica last night and she gave me a Saskatoon Skunk!”

by Og Mikebone and Bret November 24, 2019