San Antonio Sandwich

When one defecates between a mattress and boxspring.

The maid service at the hotel was horrible so I left them a San Antonio Sandwich.

by Duke of NY September 12, 2019

San Antonio Spurge

A spurge who is from San Antonio or is a Spurs fan.

"Ted is such a fuckin San Antonio Spurge. Too bad he can't go back to San Antonio."
"Tony Parker is the best San Antonio Spurge."

by Moore Head June 12, 2018

San Antonio Special

A sexual act in which a beer bottle is put base first into a woman’s vagina deep enough that the spout of the bottle sticks out, and her partner deepthroats the spout to chug the beer.

Variations include a lime slice in the woman’s asshole for after the beer has been chugged.

Man 1: I heard John got the San Antonio Special from Jackie last night!
Man 2: Aw sick, I didn’t know he could deepthroat the bottle that far!

by SATXBro April 9, 2024

San Antonio

Poor dunk city in Texas with poor dunk people living in it. City You Move To if You’re Trying To Downgrade 🤷 ♀️
Person A: I’m moving to San Antonio.

Person B: Why? Don’t you know you’re downgrading???

Person A: I’m moving to San Antonio.

Person B: Why? Don’t you know you’re downgrading into Mexico Part 1 and 2?

by Skatergirl201 December 2, 2021

San Antonio

The home of some big ol’ women

Look at that big ol’ woman eating all those churros over there. She’s definitely from San Antonio

by buttfart22 April 19, 2023

flying to san antonio

When you need a new vibrating neck pillow to masturbate with, and you need a cover story to go buy one. Because seriously, nobody you know just has one lying around that they use all the time. Not to mention the cashier who ALWAYS rings you up for these things, and probably knows your secret. You're just flying to San Antonio this weekend!

Taken from a BuzzFeed video about women and their first time masturbating

"I'm flying to San Antonio again, mum. Think you could grab me another vibrating neck pillow while you're at the store? I ran the batteries dead in mine."

by stonetastifulrumptious August 10, 2016

San Antonio Sanitation Maneuver

When one ejaculates on a girl's stomach, smears it around on her stomach, allows the ejaculatory fluid to dry and become solid, peels it off like dried glue, and procends to eat it.

Did you hear? Drake gave JLO a San Antonio Sanitation Maneuver.

by Punk_b1ch_kyle February 12, 2017