You have not been to Samos

Legendary phrase used by Greece's Prime Minister to deflect press release questions with regard to the refugee crisis (2021). The phrase is an attempt to gaslight your interlocutor by cancelling their past experience or knowledge of an event, topic, etc. It implies the other person has no idea what they are talking about.

"I am sorry this happen to you. I have been in your shoes before, let me help"
"Get real. There is no way you have handled this sort of situation before"
"Let me show you"
"Just stop it, ok? You have not been to Samos"

by Average_Joe! November 15, 2021

samolies

Dollars. Usually used when the amount is high.

"What'd you pay for those spinner wheels?"

"3,000 samolies each"

by brust September 3, 2008

Samosa King

The best type of samosa there is. Samosa Kings will always have your back when you have no clue what you're doing in the bot section of a discord server. Samosa Kings are not IT workers nor are they tits, ass, or elbows to the face. They are your friend whether you know it or not.

Shae: How do I use this bot?
Samosa King: Here you go

by pikashae July 24, 2019

Samok

The act of being annoying or being annoyed. This is derived from the Cebuano dialect in the Philippines.

Samok ka = You are annoying.
Samoka ani kaayo uy = This is so annoying
Samok ka, buanga ka. = You're annoying, you crazy freak.

by Sharkybyte April 1, 2008

Samoan Clock

To snap a boner and turn it like a clock.

'My girlfriend gave me a samoan clock last night. Now I can't fuck her for weeks!'

by Kinkyshitm8 March 31, 2015

samoth

A patronising individual who uses endless acronyms to make himself feel superior to others when no one really cares.

Is also associated with a 'cow' emoticom which, again, is pointless to those who read his drivel.

Using endless acronyms like HTH and TITCR means that you are nothing more than a samoth.

by Connorx May 1, 2009

samolian

n. an old (75+ yrs) slang term for dollars or money

That costs a lot! That will set you back a pile of samolians.

by J Flaxington December 16, 2007