david ortiz salas

confuses himself for a woman named Jessica. Likes Rakish and jumping the border (ole). enjoys meme's but who doesn't? HATES weeaboos's, loves bronies, and cant stand isabella.

David Ortiz Salas: I HATE weeaboos's!!!
Weeaboo: *cries*
David Ortiz Salas: let's go jump the border!
Rakish: hell no, you're a bronie!
David Ortiz Salas: NO! IM JESSICA!

by teresacarlisle February 6, 2017

Salma boobs

Salma boobs are gigantic, bulbous, pendulous tits that do not sag and are covered in a tasty, non-fat candy coating that doubles the pleasure.

Yup, look: she has Salma boobs. Let's start sucking.

by Jacques Asse June 16, 2009

salman khan

Indian actor. He kind of started the whole bodybuilding and six-pack thing as cool in India.

Omg, priya did you see Salman Khan's body in that new movie.

by Ahmed Bhuiyan April 2, 2005

Salman Khan

Indian Actor who is known for his Heavenly looks, chiselled body , charitable works and insane fan following.. Brilliant actor who has proved himself by giving Blockbusters in every genre.

Megastar Salman Khan is so Dashing.

by Wickedmind July 6, 2019

Sadmastie

To masturbate while crying, and using the tears as lubricant

Eversince she left me ive been doing the sadmastie.

by Sword fighter February 9, 2015

salman

Is known to be a beast at everything he does. Usually a term for a unstopabble racer on the streets. Very often he is known for is intelligent and resilient character. Owns a businnes that sells homosexual slaves such as Omar. In the modern day it is used as a name for a man with chiselled good looks and great intellect. It is also widely known that Salman is sweet, sensible, and sensitive. The kinda guy you would wana spend eternity with and never get bored. Someone you would love to your hearts content and more. Some scholars also use the word "Salman" for the feeling of being in love.

Person 1: Dang i just got an A in class and got accepeted to Yale and Harvard.
Person 2: Ohhh well then seems like u just pulled a Salman.

by gangstarthugstar April 21, 2011

Ummay-Salma

Ummay-Salma is a really nice girl who will never disappoint. She tries to stay away from drama as much as possible. She's the girl everyone likes.

"Ummay-Salma" is so nice to people!

by 1174 July 8, 2015