ROLF!

Expression shouted when a fat, bald man is seen or in particular when you see the actual Rolf itself.

Haha, look at that rolf!

(Upon seeing Rolf) ROLF! (run away)

by Milto-crew July 11, 2007

Rolf Sartorius

A young ugly untalented fboy who is only loved for his ugly looks, and somehow got famous off of musically. This boy lost his talent and eyebrows.

Nickname - Jacob Clitoris

Rolf Sartorius is terrible!

by A REAL Savageeee July 24, 2016

rolf my wofl

a mix between rolling on the floor laughing, leggo my eggo, and shut you losers for typing in rofl when you beat some n00b's ass in a MMORPG, FPS, or other online game

wtf? rofl my wofl 455-h073!!

by spaceghost December 18, 2003

Rolf

Rolling On the Laughing Floor.

Something that is so funny that the floor starts laughing.

rolf, look at that

he's so funny, rolf!

by ZoG Rules September 7, 2007

ROLF

created when the common instant messenger acronym "rofl" (rolling on the floor laughing) was misspelled, ROLF is an acronym for "really old lady fucking". often used to describe what people you dont like do in parking lots.

youre gonna be an old lady someday rolfing it up with some stud, i can see it

by Oscar Rocha April 30, 2006

Rolf

Having carnal relations with a young/underage girl. And then her mother and saying to the mum her daughter liked it.

I'd really like to Rolf her.

by Your psuedonym May 29, 2014

rowlful

Another form of ROFL brought on from a mis-spelling of ROFL as ROFL. Made me think of ROWLF the dog, from the muppets.

I ate another baby today. =(

ROWLFUL!!!11!!

by Joseph Cnudde August 8, 2007