ruralite

Person who insists that they live in "the country" even thought they really just live in the suburbs or a satellite city. Usually in gated communities filled with 1/2 million dollar homes stacked right on top of one another. They typically drive the largest SUV's and behave the most obnoxiously on their cell phones.
They also harbor great disdain for the "inner-city" and it's "inner-city folks" because everybody knows that's where all the liberals, queers, criminals, and minorities live.
(Not to be confused with true country folks who do not possess the big house, SUV, or inflated sense of self worth)

Better leave work early if you want to beat the stampeed of ruralites on their way back out into the 'wilderness'.

by Ripley2 October 17, 2006

rugrat

a small child, like in the Rugrats cartoon, Tommy, Lil, Phil, and Chuckie are rugrats.

That little rugrat is a pain in the ass because he won't stop crying.

by Stacy February 26, 2004

Ruralsexual

A Ruralsexual is your typically underpaid and overly worked good ol' boy, who would most often be found during his time off, sitting around in his skid marked briefs with his hand down the front, groping his manhood, watching sports events or lesbian porn on t.v., eating microwave burritos and drinking budweiser beer. Traditionally speaking, Ruralsexuals have nacho-cheese stained fingers and dorito crumbs stuck in their chest hairs and navels and to occasionally confirm to all bearing witness that they are still 100% male, Ruralsexuals are likely to take a quick sniff of their previously occupied hands to see if it's the nacho cheese or the duck butter beneath their ball sac that smells so ripe. Ruralsexuals love to have sex with women only and do not like sissy boys, metrosexuals or any guy that is even somewhat limp-wristed.

"Married with Children's" Al Bundy, would be considered the Founding Father of all Ruralsexuals. Heck, he's their poster child!

by Walter Whitney December 12, 2008

rural dictionary

Like suburbandictionary, just redirects here.

I've got a bran new combine 'arvester!

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

Rugrat Weird

The act of getting so intoxicated that one has to crawl on the floor because they cant walk. Like a rugrat.

Ashley: I think Katy was crawling on the floor last night..
Mackenzie: Yeah.. she got Rugrat Weird FOR SURE.

by ashkardashmogash September 15, 2012

rukatard

Rukatard is the hottest person known to man under emiliapogfanpage/Rikkatardd he is the best mutual you can have he is so hot like gawd dayum if Rikkatardd wasn't here id smash.

Ruka: Omg Rukatard is so hot i'm drooling

by Rikkatards mutual March 16, 2021

Ruatpuii

Ruatpuii is a friendly, but shy at first. A friend that will always be there for you and will always sit with you even tho they have nothing to say. Ruatpuii is a beautiful and caring person.

“hey whats your name?”
“oh my name's RUATPUII .”
“you must be such a great friend!”

by yes5ica January 1, 2022