rugby

1.) The world's greatest sport, for men and women alike.
2.) The only sport where none of the fans dare to mess with you after the game if you lose.
3.) The sport you either have to be very brave or very stupid to play (or very drunk ;)

Contrary to popular belief, women who play rugby aren't all lesbians.

Last season, my rugby team experienced the following injuries:
2 broken legs, a broken foot, 7 concussions, 2 bloody noses, 2 rolled ankles, innumerable cuts, gouges, and bruises, a bruised sternum, a bruised collarbone, and one hospitalization. We only lost 2 players for the upcoming seasons.
by Fiona X December 16, 2005
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Not(contrary to popular belief) a contact sport-

A FUCKIN' COLLISION SPORT!!
A game for Piano-Lifters AND Piano Players - can you think of any other sport that can say that?
by Doc Johnson August 10, 2004
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A thugs game played by gentlemen. The worlds greatest game, not like the pussyish 'sports' of football(socccer) and american football. In rugby you don't wear girly padding and you definatly don't go down if someone breathes on you (soccer). There is no stabbing in the back, what happens on the pitch stays on the pitch. Basically, in rugby the two teams kick the shit out of each other for 80 minutes and then they go and talk about what a great time it was in the clubhouse over copious amounts of beer. Also if there is a fight, no-one stands around watching, no no no, they all pile in for a good old scrap.
As a sport, rugby shits all over all other 'sports'.
by pimp master c April 29, 2005
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When a woman goes to have a sex change, but it goes wrong. Subsequently they end up with two vaginas rather than a penis
Oh my god, I heard Paula ended up with a rugby!
by Randalberry September 25, 2015
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A game where punching, kicking, Stamping on somebody's head isn't totally frowned upon
by ... muahaha? June 22, 2003
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A hooligan's sport, played by gentlemen. A sport in which the select few athletes that can compete in such an activity are looked upon as homosexuals by those who cannot. (Note: above definitions)
by Steele August 07, 2003
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We spend our spare time getting bashed, crunched, punched, stood on, gouged, bitten, crushed, twisted and bent.

And we love it. I don't see a problem with it.
(R. Hurst 2006)
Q: What do you call people who watch rugby players?
A: Backs
by grimmice April 25, 2007
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