Ruff Rider

One out of a group of 10 or more 'tools' on a sports team that have homo swag and like to 'ride' it 'ruff' during sexual intercourse with another male.

If your friend were to be taking to you about intercourse with another male you would say, "Dude your such a ruff rider, go away and never talk to me again."

by RuffGayRidin' March 22, 2010

diamond in the ruff

The act of licking cum off a hemorrhoid

To celebrate gay marriage law in NY, Gary gave his husband a "diamond in the ruff".

by old man selva June 28, 2011

ruff and tuff

A game played by only the bravest willing participants who fight to the death against thier father armed with sockchucks, pillows and the claw. Faint of heart need not apply.

Girl; dad,can we play ruff and tuff

Dad; no. Last time you gave me a black eye

by Zwerlone Posse May 14, 2016

RUFF TUGGS BRO!

Tough shit, bro.
That sucks, bro.
That's the way it works, bro.
Sucks to be you, bro.

Neda: "Ah shit! I slept through my midterm."
Danny & Quinn: "RUFF TUGGS BRO!"

Danny: "My roommate just threw up everywhere!"
Neda & Quinn: "RUFF TUGGS BRO!"

Quinn: "I'm all out of Naty ice, and my game cube just broke!"
Danny & Neda: "RUFF TUGGS BRO!"

by RTBRO November 2, 2011

fetch with ruff ruffman

A children's show on the Public Broadcasting Station (PBS) filmed in Boston, Massachusettes. the show consists of a cartoon dog named Fetch who sends 6 real children ages 10-14 around to Boston area to do challenges to earn points. at the end of the season, the kid with the most points is the fetch grand champ and gets a prize.

My cousin never misses and episode of Fetch with ruff ruffman because she thinks Noah and Rosario are cute.

by Liliuokalani May 24, 2008

RUFF MUFF

A girl that luvs to give a man ruff-muff- pussy- style

Do u really need one???????????

by Ruff Muff Queen June 16, 2003

ruff em off

1. To physically take something from a person
2. To beat a person up

Scott: did u see that kidsbling?
James: yea let's ruff em off!

by HRM SMK April 5, 2008