Cristiano Ronaldo

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A: Cristiano Ronaldo scored again!
B: Is water wet?
by November 24, 2021
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Cristiano Ronaldo

A player who lives rent free in more than millions of humans heads..does not possess the technical elegance of Ronaldo Nazario nor the ability to create amazing chances like Messi but is still the GOAT
He is clutch af
Cristiano Ronaldo is the best of all time. Nothing else
by FluffyMelon January 23, 2021
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Cristiano Ronaldo

Best stale bagel in the world. Practically perfect in every way and he was Ole Gunnar Solksjaars savoir.
Bob: Yo, I just ate a stale bagel this morning and it was surprisingly decent.
Me: It must be a Cristiano Ronaldo.
by giorgio_chiellini24 January 19, 2022
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