Skip to main content

roller coaster

An ingenious device designed to separate the user and their lunch
Alton Towers is full of cola roasters *roller coasters
by Ezekiel March 9, 2005
mugGet the roller coaster mug.

roller fart

A type of fart that falls out of the ass and rolls downward, escaping the pants at the ankle area.
Yup, the roller fart has unusual properties; to fully release it from being trapped, it is often necessary to shake a leg to force it to make it’s exit.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 23, 2019
mugGet the roller fart mug.

Roller Coaster of Emotions

When there are so many ups and downs in a day, or in any way rapid-fire. You get a raise, your pet dies, you win a raffle, it rains and floods the basement, it's pay-day a bird shits on your car....you get the point
Saturday March 23rd, 2013
what a roller coaster of emotions!
by iamtheanswer March 23, 2013
mugGet the Roller Coaster of Emotions mug.

Roller coaster

By pure definition, a roller coaster is anything that may seem rebellious or appear dangerous when in fact, it's perfectly safe for family fun as long as you're over the height for 48 inches. Using this definition, it can be determined that Linkin Park is the typical example of a roller coaster.

Society's definition of the roller coaster is that it is a form of mass-transit system for small- and medium-sized cities. In principle, it is similar to a bus or monorail, in that passengers pay a small fee to board and be transported elsewhere. With roller coasters, however, passengers are also sent through double-backwards corkscrews, 85-degree death drops, underground tunnel plunges, and triple-twistback loop-the-loops, often at speeds of over 100 miles an hour and with G-forces approaching space shuttle launch (or crash) levels. Many cities are reconsidering the installation of coasters, due to the number of heart attacks, pregnant woman injuries, and scalding-hot-coffee-spill disfigurations, but they're just pussing out.

Roller coasters are also located in theme parks like Disneyland, Six Flags over Somewhere Really Flat and Boring, Fantazyland, Disneyland 2, Duff Gardens, Vekomaland, and Grue Park. The majority of them are made out of steel, and given names like "Smegma" or "Mind Eraser" or "Deathmachine" or "That thing over there". People love to ride them, for the simple reason that prostitution was made illegal. They tend to generate long lines and vomit.
"The Mind Eraser is my favorite roller coaster"

~ Paul Ruben on a roller coaster
by kodiac1 July 8, 2006
mugGet the Roller coaster mug.

Roller's Rights

Used when deciding who starts a joint. To have Roller's rights implies that you have the right to start the joint because you rolled it.
JR: "Hey who is starting this?"
Thomas: "I have Roller's Rights bitches!"
by Alicia McRae December 31, 2007
mugGet the Roller's Rights mug.

roller-poster

One who updates one's status on Facebook, Twitter, or another social site, when in the midst of an extreme mood shift. (Most items posted in this way will be deleted a few minutes later, when the original poster is calm again)
Dave: Did you read Jill's status update? She sounds upset.

Joe: Nah, she's just having another mood swing. She's such a roller-poster.
by Rapunzel_Dambreaker April 17, 2011
mugGet the roller-poster mug.

Roller Coaster

A girl to whom height is important.
Girl 1: "Look at that guy over there; he's so cute!"

Girl 2: "He's too short for me. You have to be over 6 feet for this ride."

Girl 1: "Ah, you're a roller coaster. I guess your carny greased you up for nothing tonight. He's all mine!"
by JL Patrick January 25, 2014
mugGet the Roller Coaster mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email