road tit

sucking on a woman's breast as a means of compensation for a ride, as in road head

Adam: Ali said she'd give me a ride to NYU as long as I give her road tit
Bougie: Oh Word?

by popMoneyBills April 12, 2007

Muh Roads

A satirization of an argument often used concerning public infrastructure. The phrase is making fun of a mistaken assumption most people in favor of public infrastructure make, where they typically argue that only a coercive government is capable of building and maintaining roads and whatever else they typically mean by “natural public utilities”. Since this assumption is so common and refutable, the phrase "Muh Roads" was coined to make fun of arguments claiming that infrastructure couldn't possibly be made on a private, consensual basis.

Joe: But if not for government, who will build the roads?!?
Sam: By any means that doesn't violate human ri-
Joe: BUT... MUH ROADS!!!

(Credit to Jon Roelofs for publicizing the basis for the definition and examples)

by Muh Roads January 18, 2023

road apples

Horse poop - normally found in the middle or on the side of country roads in Lancaster, Pennsylvania.

When you drive through Amish country there are still horse drawn buggies and occasional piles of road apples.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 17, 2022

Road Nazi

State Police. The uniforms look like WWII Nazi uniforms. Most of the State Police have shaved heads as well. They give no mercy when you are pulled over.

I was driving five miles over the speed limit and passed a road nazi who instantly turned on his lights and chased me down like a Jew.

by Freed Warrior November 28, 2009

Agora Road

Agora Road is a Y2K inspired vaporwave forum that has a schizophrenic community dedicated to listening smooth vaporwave music and combating GPT-3 AI. Theu coin themselves to be "The best kept secret of the internet "

Fred: Hey Tim where did you hear about the Dead Internet Theory?
Tim: I found it on Agora Road!

by Gerbilhandler December 30, 2022

road grode

A greasy, sticky, funky, red-eyed, furry-toothed and generally unpleasant state reached after several hours of travelling by car, plane, train or other long distance form of transportation.

After 10 hours in the car, Gordon and Ramsay were rocking some wicked road grode.

by mcniggle505 November 19, 2014

road rug

The female equivalent of road head. A female drives a car while simultaneously being eaten out by her male or female friend.

Did you hear Angela crashed her car while Mary was eating her out the other day?

damn, that must have been some good road rug...

by swamp taco November 8, 2011