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Roadblocked

When an typically grassroots political party or movement gets killed off because the pseudo-democratic powers at be don't like it as it interferes with their agenda. In doing so the illusion of democracy is thought to be maintained as it doesn't appear too blatant and the movement ends up disappearing leaving people with no alternative by the time an election comes. Thus the cycle never ends yet the government will claim democracy works and gives everybody a choice.

Usual methods of roadblocking include but are not limited to: getting hijacked or bribed, not given any media time , paid or being classed as a terrorist organization.
Guy 1: Since when is the EDL a terrorist organization?

Guy 2: Since they got roadblocked.
by DemocracyIsDead September 5, 2020
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Antiques Roadblow

A classy, rare, one of a kind blowjob much like an item that would be found on Antiques Roadshow. It is the 15th century Ming Dynasty vase of blowjobs in its one of a kind nature and value. Also, a blowjob from an elderly woman.
I was at the governor's ball and after a meal of foie gras and steak, an incredibly attractive female assistant pulled me to the side and took me to the governor's private bathroom, where i sat on fine porcelain and she gave me an Antiques Roadblow. There was marble and mahogany everywhere, it was real classy.

Also,

Rick: I was at the library of congress last week
Sal: Yeah, how the fuck was that?
Rick: Pretty fuckin' good, the hot librarian took me to the Antiques Roadblow, she said she wanted to polish my musket
Sal: Revolutionary war-themed. That's sounds like a pretty fuckin' classy Antiques Roadblow
by Ichiro Tomlinson May 5, 2010
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Tijuana Road Block

When two cars are driving side by side on a two lane road at the same speed not allowing anyone pass. Either intentionally or unintentionally.
Sorry it took me so long to get here, I was stuck behind a Tijuana Road Block.
by Poovie July 9, 2009
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Ghetto Road Block

When urban youth all stand in the road making it impossible to pass without hitting one. Then one stands directly in front of the car while the others aproach to harass or rob the driver.
Look at those fools standing in the road trying to make a Ghetto Road Block unfortunantely for them they are unclear of physics and I have bad brakes!
by Survive1999 June 20, 2008
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Louisiana Road Block

The act of lubing up a balloon and proceeding to insert it into your partner's anus and then pumping it up aggressively. After inserted and pumped up, you may attempt to pop the balloon with your penis or other penis-shaped objects. Preferably a chilled cucumber.
Wow! I can't believe she's still limping from that Louisiana Road Block I gave her last night.
by Dr. Fornication July 5, 2012
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roadblox

Another word for ‘roblox’. Is used when your close friend wants to playroblox with you but knows you will say no so says it in a different way.
You: “Hey biff, wanna play roblox?”
Your close friend: “Nah”
You: “hey biff, wanna play roadblox?”
Your close friend: “Yeah sure
by ur.mom/is\BOOTYFUL May 10, 2020
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Roadblack

Being blocked in hallways/on sidewalks by a group or single black person walking extremely slow.
I was late for class because I was caught behind a roadblack.
by Darby022 July 19, 2010
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