River

An extremely annoying person also known as Justin Bieber's playmate.

River Medina

by umike1 April 17, 2011

River

River is a name for a little bitch boy. Usually around the height of 5'4'' and most definitely has a micropenis.

Person#1 Wow, that guy River is such an asshole
Person #2 Yah and he also has a small dick

by SrShiny August 5, 2020

river

aka. Big riv, Riv dog, Big myes. an amazingly sexy waterpolo playaa who enjoy taking long walks on the beach, nude, while yanking his power cord.

o my gawd it me river most awesome.

by River October 22, 2004

river

Where good players continually get fucked by randomness

he fucking caught the random straight on the river

by Cale Halley October 30, 2003

River

River is a greasy boy. if you put a paper towel on his head it will soak 1/10 of the grease up. Kinda gross and might be gay. And will probably try to Steal your man. River also get offended really easily and hates everyone.

Boy: leave me alone
River: why won't you leave me alone
Boy: cause you are such a River

by Skskskswhoops January 18, 2019

River

Its a magical place to hang out with friends. A place to pray, explore, have fun, and just to have adventures together. A place to get rid of your troubles. Get washed by the water and go down to the river.

Lets go down to the river.

by Guavas November 13, 2016

River

Someone who has a fun and crackheaded personality. Lots would say hes an emowo and loves his friends. Has a very unique sense of style.

hailey: wow dude i love River
nichelle: who?
hailey: my best friend? how dont you know him?

by urartdad October 8, 2019