The Texas Oil Rigger is the act of a man inserting his erect penis into his partner's anus whilst the man is peeing. When he removes his penis, the contents of his partner's anus, along with his urine, will come spilling out, simulating petroleum oil spewing from an oil rig.
"Man, my wife let me do the Texas Oil Rigger on her last night! It took days to clean up the bad man, I'm telling you. You have GOT to try it some time!"
"Yeah Mary, I think I'm going to totally let Chris do the Texas Oil Rigger on me. I'm kinda nervous, but I really like him."
"Yeah Mary, I think I'm going to totally let Chris do the Texas Oil Rigger on me. I'm kinda nervous, but I really like him."
by Nigger Cream April 23, 2018
Get the Texas Oil Riggermug. Special sensors that allow the wordrigger monkeyword maximum ability to steer the entry of rigger's cocks into his manhole
by Hannibal March 29, 2003
Get the rigger monkey hemmorhoidsmug. Augie: this whole system's rigged, and we all know the riggers
Nick: FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS THIS COUNTRY'S BEEN RUN BY A-
Nick: FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS THIS COUNTRY'S BEEN RUN BY A-
by AugieAugieAugieYou'reANi- March 21, 2021
Get the this whole system's rigged, and we all know the riggersmug. by Karma™ August 14, 2022
Get the riggermug. 
The act of sticking one or more fingers into someone's anus (clothed or not) while shouting,"Oil Rigger" in a country accent. Best used when the victim is bending over, walking up stairs, or standing in front of you. The reverse reach around Oil Rigger is also always a challenge.
I definitely penetrated the bootyhole when I gave that dude an Oil Rigger on the escalator.
I gave Jimmy the dirtiest rusty hook after I Oil Rigged his fart box.
I gave Jimmy the dirtiest rusty hook after I Oil Rigged his fart box.
by Silky J Johnston August 30, 2013
Get the Oil Riggermug. by Forever2297 July 19, 2022
Get the Dirty Riggermug.