Ridgefield Barn

The greatest place on earth. An awesome place to meet great people and not the usually Ridgefield douchebag.

Guy 1: hey i want to meet someone cool in ridgefield

Guy 2: lets go to peachwave!

Guy 1: are you crazy? im goin to the ridgefield barn!

by yankees2738 January 3, 2014

Ridgefield

Ridgefield is a small little podunk town in the state of Washington where all the big-mouthed and annoying people come to dwell when they get kicked out of their own towns for being annoying and spreading untrue rumors about their "best friends" and fellow citizens. It has the most percentage of ugly people compared to all other small towns in Washington. People know everything about everybody there, like who slept with who on this date and this place and some way or another they're all related. The high school is the center of all evilness and smack-talking. The majority of the school is made up of scene kids Devil-worshipers. Even the teachers and staff are evil and are all out to make the students' life a living hell and make sure they do not graduate because they're all spawns of the Devil. There's a law in place there which states that "All folks must stalk one or more persons in the given area and once he/she discovers something that would pique a citizen's interest, they must report it to all friends and bypassers so the whole town can learn about and demolish any sort of privacy a citizen owns."

"Did you hear about that one girl from Ridgefield who slept with her math teacher?"

OR:

I heard from one of my friends in Ridgefield that a teacher discovered a Seance in the upper gym"

by WeekendWarrior1234567890 December 13, 2010

ridgefield academy

a tiny, stupid school at the top of a boring hill in ridgefield, ct. its class size of like 5 people makes you want to commit. almost everyone there is either autistic or homosexual.

oh you went to ridgefield academy? does that mean you've done anal?

by snatch1013 October 1, 2019

ridgemiester

The leader of the pact....
Very strong willed personality and is the one everybody looks to for guidance and unable to leave this important tool at home. You should never forget to grab on the way out the door.

Wow!!! What an awesome day on the water with all our pham! Could you imagine how close it came to being completley ruined by almost forgetting to grab our Ridgemiester?? John would'nt have had anyone to copy off of all day long! He would of been stuck in conversation and grasping for straws trying to have fun and comletley lost unable to find our direction back home safe and sound. Our RIDGEMIESTER saved our ass's yet again. Who would everybody want to worship on the daily if Ridgemeister never existed? What a scary thought... Hurry come save my mind its scared 😣

by Ambulator April 25, 2020

Ridgefield

Sugma mi cook en balz

Fuck you ridgefield

by Rodgers hairy December 14, 2021

North ridgeville schools

Home to the most homophobic and racist kids ever. If you go to school in north ridgeville your either a basic person that looks like everyone else, extremely lgbt* or ginger. If teachers can’t figure out what to name something they just put ranger in front of it. Watch out for food poisoning because the food they serve sucks.

Kid: I cant wait to attend north ridgeville schools, it’s gonna be great!
Burnt out, sleep deprived student who went through years of torment there: run away as far as your little little legs will take you and don’t look back.

by Asthmaurmom December 4, 2021

North ridgeville schools

The kids are very homophobic and racist. New principle isn’t it and likes little kids better than his wife. Lots of fights and drügs (mostly wêëd) teachers disrespect students and then the students get in trouble when they react (poor jordy :/)

Parent: hey kid how was your first day at north ridgeville schools today
Kid: someone got busted with węéd in the bathroom and some other kids got in a fight and one kid got in trouble when a teacher swore at him for no reason.

by Asthmaurmom April 20, 2022