Rhode Island

Eastern most county of New York.

Rhode Island fucking sucks.

by Ashley H 705 June 26, 2021

Rhode Island

It's not an Island, IT'S LIES!!! (Also Family Guy takes place in Rhode Island so there's a bit of popularity.)

Rhode Island is the smallest state in The USA

by ZanetheBane August 27, 2021

Rhode Island Rainbow

The act of receiving a Diet Coke enema and carefully inserting Mentos into the anus right after the sugary butt chug. It is very important the participant bends over to produce an arch (or rainbow) of shit/Diet Coke as the fountain of carbonation rockets out of their anus.

The stripper at the gentleman's club did a Rhode Island Rainbow during her routine. It was so hot.

by Giggling_santa May 20, 2020

Rhode Island Tire Shine

When some asshole in his Maserati, Benz, Porsche, etc. from New York parks too close to your dirty pickup truck, so you bless his new Pirellis with about 14 ounces of used Miller light straight out of your wang.

Damn, Roger really blessed that asshole in the Maser with a fresh RHODE ISLAND TIRE SHINE!!

But Matty slayed that Benz at the country club the other day with a fresh RI tire shine…

Morgan really shined up that Maybach last night…homey got straight blessed with that tire shine!!

by MIZZLER May 5, 2022

Rhode Island Roll

Coming to a stop sign, slowing down, but not coming to a complete stop. The New England name for a California Stop.

It is unwise to perform a Rhode Island Roll in the presence of a police officer.

by Steve Heigh January 6, 2009

Rhode Island Clam Stand

The precarious act of performing cunnilingus whilst adopting the handstand position. Believed to have been invented in the Greater Providence area some time in early 2000's by an individual known only as 'Little Danny'.

Never do the Rhode Island Clam Stand.

by UranicPizza751 July 7, 2014

Rhode Island Traffic Report

Something so fucking predictable they could just record it and play the same tape over and over every day. It's always exactly the same, and ignores anything not within a 2-mile radius of the center of Providence.

"95 North is slow between Thurber's Avenue and the State Offices Exit, 195-westbound is backed up from Broadway to the I-95 split, 95 South is slow from Atwells Avenue to the 146-merge, 146 South you're on your brakes from Admiral Street to the 95 merge, and the 6-10 Connector is backed up to Dean Street...I'm Jim Stearns with your Wheelock Auto Rhode Island Traffic Report."

by JustAnotherGuy March 8, 2010