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Recession Bitch

A woman, usually dumb, who becomes panicked and worrisome when she hears "the R word". Usually occurs when she watches 6 seconds of CNN before returning to watching MTV.
"Wow she won't even go to a movie, what a Recession Bitch."
by The Man from Earth April 2, 2009
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recession car

A boring and affordable fuel-efficient car that does not turn heads. These economically friendly vehicles are NOT pussy magnets. Due to the deepening recession, many folks are trading in their Lex Coupes, Benzes and Beemers for a Ford Focus or Hyundai Elantra.
Damn, I'm so mad I totalled my Acura RL. I loved that car. I felt like the smoothest motherfucker on the east coast when I was in my Ac'. But I'm too broke to afford another car like that. Looks like I'll be pushing a Geo Metro soon enough. Fucking Recession car! I'm never gonna get any pussy ever again. Damn it!!!
by Fuckareyoulookinat June 23, 2009
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Recessionanol

The distilled corn added to gasoline by government mandate, causing increased food prices, poor gas mileage and ultimately a big shot in the foot for every american.
With the economy tanking we should get rid of recessionanol!

Help! Where can I find gasoline without recessionanol?

A truly capitalist, free market economy would never mandate recessionanol.

Recessionanol was supposed to make the air cleaner, but it doesn't work because cars are still burning the same or more petrolium with the corn.
by Dave W1 January 24, 2008
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Recessionista

A person who is able to stick to a tight budget while still managing to dress stylishly.
She's superstylish, always able to buy a round of drinks and still seems to be wearing a new outfit every time you see her. She's a recessionista, that New York marvel who's a magnet for a good deal. And in this economy, she's got a lot to teach us.
by Kaylea Livingston October 17, 2008
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recession

1) the term that people use for a depression when they are trying to avoid the fact that it actually is a depression
2) when the economy sucks relly bad and you can't find a job because old people are working
My mom had to trade in her Mercedes for a stupid Geo because of the recession.
by The Friendly Yellow Letters March 21, 2009
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Recession Teasession

To gather with your friends and drink non-expensive tea due to the recession.
Dude come over here quick we are gonna get a recession teasession going
by Fearnyfearn January 1, 2010
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recessioned

the practice of businesses being forced to shut down due to the current economic climate (recession)
Steve: What happened to the mexican place that was down the road?

Fred: Looks like it go recessioned.
by VP4 February 8, 2010
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