retahd

1) retard, except said with a boston accent.

1) That fuckin' retahd hit my cah.

by George K. March 28, 2005

retard shoes

Any shoe with a Velcro closure. This stems for the assumption that tying laces is too difficult for a mentally challenged person, hence the Velcro. More often than not, these shoes tend to be some sort of cheap athletic shoe.

1)Dude, no club is gonna let you in with them retard shoes!

2)I ain’t going no place with you in them retard shoes! Damn, dont you have any self respect!

by Slang Monitor December 13, 2008

retail amnesia

The effect a store has on you when you enter. You arrive and forgot what you came to purchase, so you wander around the store trying to remember.

I went to Target last night for toothpaste and got retail amnesia. I spent $75 on crap I didn't need and forgot the toothpaste I needed.

by SteelerPP April 6, 2012

retard dong

The unexplainable excessive growth of a mentally challenged mans dong. An evolutionary trait brought about to make up for a lack of other senses and abilities.
Retard dong AKA the "rainmaker" is often seeked out by overbearing women with a strong desire to find purpose.

Toby is slow, but man can he fuck. He's got that retard dong.

by Manuterus May 14, 2015

Rule Retard

(n) An individual in a position of limited authority whose strict dogmatic adherance to the rules is often at the cost of everyone's general wellbeing and common sense.

Typically it applies to individuals who become drunk with their moderate amount of power.

That teacher was such a rule retard that she suspended a student for taking Ibuprofen.

by Crubaka September 2, 2009

non-retard unit

A unit of measurement from the International System of Units (SI).
Or a unit from a measurement system with a specific purpose, for example electronvolt in the context of nuclear physics.

-How hot is it outside?
-About 35 degrees.
-Fahrenheit?
-In non-retard units

by palibatya May 8, 2017

Retard Tingles

Retard Tingles is commonly caused by watching the humiliation and misfortune of others. It creates an over whelming embarrassing feeling that tingles all over the body and causes the face to flentch up much like a retard or one that is disabled.

While watching a contestant fail miserably on American Idol Jarch shouted, "Oh my ga I have retard tingles all over my bod".

by EGJ February 9, 2009