Asshole Resting Face

The male alternative to bitchy resting face. When a guy rests his face and naturally looks like he's pissed off, angry, or an asshole. He may or may not actually be an asshole, but the way his facial muscles sit make him look like one.

"You look like a really pissed off and angry asshole."
"I'm not, I just suffer from asshole resting face."

by Gingy1992 August 5, 2014

Rest Assured

A phrase that is utilized to express positiveness, a guarantee, or just general "knowing" of a person, subject, or event.

Jake: "Was the party at TJ's really as cool as everyone said it was?"
Dre: "Hell yeah man. Everyone was having a good time."
Jake: "Man, for real? And I missed it?!"
Dre: "Rest Assured Jake. You missed more than you'll ever know..."

by stunna3098 October 9, 2011

Restless Balls Syndrome

Similar to restless leg syndrome, RBS happens when a male suffers from lack of sleep due to general discomfort and restlessness of his scrotum. A male may find it difficult to find a comfortable position of his testes while typically lying on his side. The onset of RBS is frequently caused by another condition called blue balls.

Wife: "Why are you squirming around?? Go to sleep!"
Husband: "I can't! I got Restless Balls Syndrome and I can't decide if my sack is more comfy tucked or hanging free."

by Oolagah December 18, 2011

restless spirit

Restless spirits are characters who are constantly moving. They are the creative ones who rise against social conventions and stride their rocky path of new horizons. They are the singular producers of unheard of movements that flow out of their wanderlust hearts. They are the ones with the loudest voices drowned out by the currents of everyday sounds. They have rainbow smiles, fragmented black by wankers. They are you who craves new people, discovers new countries and feels new laughter. We are restless spirits who strive to connect the limitations of reality with the clouds of our thought abstraction. I am restless.

"We are all unknowingly restless spirits who have an infatuation with the depths of the enchanting other side, wandering backwards through normality to foreign homes..."

by Emily Wanderer March 30, 2016

net resting

It's where you acquire a net, strip naked, roll in dirt, then lay in said net sexually.

Have you guys heard of that trend net resting? All of the cool kids do it!

by bernie_mac_is_fucking_dead June 10, 2014

Handshake Reset

Requesting another chance to shake hands due to a handshake mishap (e.g. missing and grabbing just fingers) on the first attempt. The handshake reset allows both participants to save face and also helps prevent the moment of unspoken awkwardness, outright ridicule or even death that usually follows a handshake mishap.

Guy 1: Yo what’s up man? Been a while (Goes in for a handshake and partially misses, grabbing just fingers).

Guy 2: (Moment of unspoken awkwardness) Uuuuuhhh yeah man............good to see you too.

Guy 1: Yo dude I fucking missed. Can we get a handshake reset on that?

Guy 2: Fuck yeah we can! Glad you asked for that or I was about to whoop your ass!

Guy 1: And I would’ve deserved it. (Handshake reset results in a proper handshake and everyone is happy!)

by JSnoop September 22, 2011

Rest in piss

Rest in piss means you’re happy when someone dies, meaning they should rest in piss rather than in peace.

Dude the queen died !

Ha ! Rest in piss bozo

by Yummerz September 8, 2022