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Remote location

Common location for remote controls of televisions, DVD players, etc. far away from human population
"Hey, where’s the remote?"

"Oh, it’s probably in a remote location somewhere in Australia, you’re never going to find it"
by Dhr25 April 22, 2013
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Remote Learning

A piece of shit alternative to in-person learning and the fact that colleges won't reduce the tuition even a little bit is obscene.

It's a fucking joke and there will probably be a reckoning for universities once COVID-19 is alleviated.
College is so rewarding and engaging in-person, but remote learning fucking sucks and students are sick of getting ripped off!
by Soul_Driver March 4, 2021
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remote viewing

Staring at the remote control wondering why the TV won't turn on.
I spent the last ten minutes remote viewing and missed the start of my favorite show.
by Emerson Crossjostle March 10, 2013
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remote hog

remote hog- Give me the remote you going to fast.
by Rbomb04 July 25, 2014
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Astro Remote

A 7-inch remote control placed in the anus for pleasure purposes.
Do not touch that Astro remote, Mala just used it!
by Ibu Rita February 19, 2018
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remote jockey

Person with the remote when a group of friends and/or family is watching tv.
Has power over volume, muting, pausing, thing being watched, etc
Hey, remote jockey, put the volume up.
by kingofgeats July 20, 2010
mugGet the remote jockeymug.

remote dictionary

Remote dictionary
"You should not be defining this on the Urban dictionary!"
by essenceofexistence May 15, 2018
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