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Relativism

Everything is relative. This means that all belief systems are equally true, except for Christianity and anything remotely pro-western or pro-American.

Also, since relativism holds that there is no center of truth, it is a perfectly valid opinion to say that "Plan 9 From Outer Space" is a better movie than "Citizen Kane", because my opinion is just as valid as yours, even when I don't bother to back it up.
by Killing Kittens December 7, 2006
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theory of relasstivity

Theory that a perfect ass has three attributes:
1. Lower butt - The lowest part of the ass, should be firm but not hard.
2. Middle-earth - Middle of ass, should be softer than the lower butt and stick out more.
3. Heaven - Highest part of the ass. "As above down below". Should be similar to lower butt.
Damn Joe, that ass definitely follows the theory of relasstivity!
by Nyota June 29, 2014
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Relatively irrelevant

The being of irrelevant in a relative situation.
"This whole argument is relatively irrelevant..."
by TheRealMrVegas August 8, 2014
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Rativity

Activity where you're being a dirty little rat looking for some cheese like gossiping and getting trashed. Rativities are for the hot girlies only. Rativities are always chaotic and about 50/50 chance of being regrettable.
Person 1: We we had some crazy rativities last night!
Person 2: Yea, I don't even remember everything, but my worst rativity was waking up in bed with my ex.
by mentally ill girl 69 March 9, 2022
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relatively speaking

True in situations similar to the one at hand
Lisa Left Eye Lopes on Hat 2 Da Back:

"Relatively speaking, I am no ordinary dip
Cause I ain't reachin' hipped
Til you be thinkin' I'm flipped

And that is ooooh on the TLC tip"
by BlueRose💙🌹 June 29, 2014
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RELATIVELY

relativlies are referred as your daily activities in your every day enviorment , this magnificent word can only be used if you have permission by pt et reimer and should only be used in select and necessary situations , this word was obviously created by the famous swazyafarians them selves .
"we do our relativlies... on the tube"
"rela fucking tively" in an an angerfied manner
name the twins ? "RELA" and "TIVELY"
"relativley positively absent mindedly fucked up"
"yous lookin like a relatively kopyotopalously palimino"
by SWAZYE GIRL #1 November 30, 2009
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