Redbox Retard

A person whom goes to the Redbox movie rental machine and...

1. Either takes abotut 20 minutes to decided on one movie choice.
2. Does not know how to use the Redbox machine and takes about 20 minutes to figure it out.
3. Keeps insisting that a movie is available when Reedbox says its not available.

Lynn: Jim, did you get the movie i wanted to watch from the Redbox?

Jim: No, there was a Redbox Retard trying to decided a movie and the line was starting to warp around the builiding.

by jspearx3 August 10, 2009

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Redboxen

The group of morons that forms around a redbox machine, growing inevitably bigger because most can't figure out the complexities involved in actually selecting a movie and paying for it. This group can become physically violent.

"Man, there's a lot of redboxen out tonight. Let's come back later."

by mfcohiba January 5, 2010

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Awksidation Reduction

Any process by which steps are taken to mitigate the awkwardness of a situation.

Sulty: "That was mad awks; they think I'm conservative but they saw me giving my hot manager a ride to the train."
Cool Guy: "Instead of ignoring them and making it more awks, you could have tried an Awksidation Reduction and explained that she was your manager."
Sulty: "You're right. Now they think I'm really liberal."

by hashash007 August 22, 2009

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Mexican Redbut

The act of crapping so much the next day after spicy food from a mexican joint that your asshole is red and sore, almost making it impossible to wipe properly or walk normal

That burrito with habanero peppers gave me a serious bout of mexican redbut the next morning. It hurt so bad after the third shit I couldnt even wipe. At the end of the day I had to throw my underwear away because of the minor assbleeding and shit stains

by The Blueman September 19, 2009

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