red vining

When two men entwine their penises like a caduceus (from an episode of The Office)

The two dudes were red vining in the bathroom.

by joe bro December 5, 2012

Red vs Blue

Despite sounding unoriginal... The funniest thing on the internet, hands-down. Featuring the greatest character in the history of the world - Private L.L. Church.

Church: (to Caboose's Mental Church) "First of all, you? You're not Caboose's best friend, okay? You don't have a best friend. You know why? You don't need one! You're Church! Knowing other people just waters down the experience. Live the dream buddy!"

by Rufus Shinra November 11, 2004

red vines

A tasty treat that mixes well with Mr. Pibb.

Mr. Pibb and Red Vines equals crazy delicious.

by Chris Burton July 24, 2008

red vining

when two men intertwine their penises like the two snakes on the medical alert braclents

Me and Ashton had a good time red vining last night, almost two complete revolutions!

by mrsomebody December 6, 2012

Red_Valdez

Someone who is leeter than Darkness.

Red Valdez > Darkness

by Red Valdez April 5, 2003

RED VINES

A code word I made during class which in my own wording means when you want to commit sewer slide. Red vines is the thing that happens when you get a rope and it gets covered in your bl00d. I made this code because I was around people. Planning my own date so nobody knows and forgets. Forget about me.

Joey : I'm going to buy some red vines.

Person 1 : Okay Joe see you at class.

*after that day*

Person 1 : Where's Joey? She's not a school

Person 2 : Oh she's not here.

Person 1 : Oh..?

by Rm_dawg October 9, 2023

Red vs blue

The Greatest thing scince sliced bread. you can never go wrong by watching episode 1-47 in one sitting. and if you think it is the worst thing ever, i will personaly find you and slit your thoat in your sleep.

Caboose: What’s a freelancer?

Tucker: Freelancers are independent they’re not red or blue. They’ll fight for who ever have the most money.

Caboose: Like a mercenary

Tucker: Right. Or like your mom, when the rent is due.

Caboose: Oh that’s funny.

Tucker: Ya you didn’t think that was to obvious

Caboose: No, no not at all it was good.

by deathstorm A.K.A Sarge January 20, 2005