rectum plectrum

Pick or plec (guitar-style) used to (sadistically) play one's rectrum.

John: I was thinking of buying some assless chaps, and also a rectum plectrum. What do you think?
Dude: Uh, OK, dude starts running as fast as he can in the opposite direction.

by Darbers April 15, 2008

rectum robber

Someone who bums other men in the bum, whilst they are bumming other men in the bum.

That david hasselhoff is such a rectum robber

by jiminy crocket June 11, 2006

prolapsed rectum

The result of aggresive anal sex seen in some pornography where the womans anus will no longer return to its original form due to torn tissue and muscles.

That porn star bitch had a prolapsed rectum after getting gang banged. She should remember that the anus is an exit, not an entrance.

by left4ded May 14, 2005

rectumify

what you do to get yourself out of a shituation

"What we're gonna do about the GW shituation is rectumify it by voting his ass out of office."

by hoyce May 3, 2008

rectum breath

What you'd call someone face-to-face if their breath smells as if they've been sticking their tongue up someone else's rectum, particularly if you don't like them.

Don't bother having a conversation with me rectum breath!

by fuckinqueenslander June 19, 2008

big fat cock in my rectum

If u look this up ur either gay or on heroine.

Man I'm really gay I could really use a big fat cock in my rectum

by Coolguy288 November 25, 2016

Rectum rocker

One who which rocks a rectum
Who really packs your fudge
Who really gets in your poop

Man I went to the gay bar last night and there was a hot guy and we hit it off. We ended up going back to my crib and doin it. Man talk about a rectum rocker.

by Cornikins May 9, 2009