The Rectangle

The best vehicle in the world. It runs at the great speed of 0.1 mile per hour and can climb at any angle or even drive upside down. It flies, it swims, it's the Rectangle! It can grant up to 3 wishes. It is usually driven by a granny. They live in Wengen, Switzerland.

I saw the Rectangle in Wengen last week.
The Rectangle granted me a wish, it's awesome.

by vialeex December 29, 2017

The Rectangle

the Rectangle is the best vehicle in the world and can be driven at the great speed of .1 mile per hour. It lives in Wengen, Switzerland with its granny. This vehicle can drive at any angle, it can swim, jump, and fly. If the Rectangle chooses you, it will grant you up to 3 wishes.

I saw the Rectangle last week and it granted me a wish.

by vialeex December 29, 2017

Autocad rectangle

My keyboard's word for "Autocorrect"

MarioKarter64: I love this fame!
MarioKarter64: Game* stupid Autocad rectangle!
MarioKarter64: Autocorrect*

by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 December 5, 2021

Glass rectangle

Relating the addiction to phones with a glass pipe.

Look at all those kids slumped over their glass rectangles.

by Dadbrador January 26, 2022

Distraction Rectangle

A term for a device that can distract you that is also in the shape of a rectangle.

John: During the week, my phone is a nice little distraction rectangle.
Dylan: My favorite distraction rectangle is my Nintendo Switch.

by tacoman2669 April 16, 2022

green rectangles

Money. Cash. Guap. Currency.

told that bitch I’m finna get some green rectangles tn cuz I can’t hang with her

by above average sneakerhead July 5, 2023

blue glowing rectangle

It's what old people call phones

Old Guy : These kids & their blue glowing rectangles

by CookedCookie May 3, 2022