Raptor Syndrome

When a man finds the perfect girl, or who he believes to be the perfect girl, and makes little attempts to befriend her. Although in the long run, he usually just hangs around her, to a point of near stalking until she disappears, then complains about how he let her go away.

People usually experience the Raptor syndrome multiple times in life, as the 'hunt' a certain type of girl.

Guy 1- "Man, I met this girl who is just like Girl 1, I wanna talk to her soo bad man, she's perfect"

Guy 2- "You gotta let go this Raptor Syndrome and just make a move man, you're pathetic"

by SaintDredd September 9, 2009

Raptor

A drunk female in high-heels. Usually characterized by lots of stumbling and screeching.

Watch out, its the first Friday of the school year. The freshmen raptors are out in full force.

by Dan Jack August 25, 2009

Raptor Laser Jesus

It is essentially Raptor Jesus with a mounted helmet laser.

Did you see that!?

See what?

Raptor Laser Jesus!

You mean Raptor Jesus?

*FaicPalm*

by HeilRapJesus69 September 9, 2010

Butt Raptor

In some cases, before taking a relieving poop there's an air pocket in your butt that explodes before your thump tugging turd is released into open waters. When this happens, the air released from the butt cheeks makes a distinguishing sound that resembles a raptor...so don't be startled, often occurs when eating baked beans and watching Jurassic Park.

Guy 1"Did you just get out of the bathroom?"

Guy 2"Yea. Why?"

Guy !"I swear to god your ass is a rabid Butt Raptor"

I was sitting in a bathroom stall at the Arclight theater and I heard a fucking Butt Raptor in the next stall. So I wiped my ass and got the fuck out of there.

by bobsagnuts October 1, 2009

Rapport

To get along with someone really well. It is quite commonly used but still somewhat obscure, in other words possibly a good word to impress someone.

After many years of hard work and dedication, I have achieved a good rapport with my sister.

by Earl of Warwick October 11, 2017

Raptorsaurus Rex

A new breed of dinosaur,It is a hybrid mix of a raptor and a T-Rex. It is small Like a raptor but has the small disproportionate arms of a T-Rex so it cant actually do anything.

Snookie is a Raptorsaurus Rex, she is vicious like a raptor but her short T-rex arms cant get a full range.

by MellowYellow1205 February 22, 2011

Raptor apocalypse

A raptor apocolypse is an apocolypse with raptors in it. It usually happens when some scientist replicates the DNA from a mosquito trapped in amber.

Scientist now: Hey, lets take this dead mosquito and get the blood from it so we can replicate dinosaurs...it will be awesome!

Scientist next week: OH MY GOSH! KILL IT KILL IT! ITS A RAPTOR APOCALYPSE!

by raptorman20056 July 19, 2012