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Rolf Harris 

The creator of the wobble board and possible twin of Colonel Sanders.
Rolf Harris is probably one of the most retarded people you'll ever meet.
Rolf Harris by Chickenfarts January 4, 2011

Rolf Sartorius 

A young ugly untalented fboy who is only loved for his ugly looks, and somehow got famous off of musically. This boy lost his talent and eyebrows.

Nickname - Jacob Clitoris

rolf my wofl 

a mix between rolling on the floor laughing, leggo my eggo, and shut you losers for typing in rofl when you beat some n00b's ass in a MMORPG, FPS, or other online game
wtf? rofl my wofl 455-h073!!
rolf my wofl by spaceghost December 18, 2003

Rolf's factor

A factor used in order to obtain the correct result for any equation.
-How do i solve, 11=9?
-Use Rolf's factor, R(11=9) now its correct.
Rolf's factor by Wagio November 29, 2017

Rolf Harris 

A fag that ruined two very good songs (Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody and Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven). He decided to put a "Wobble Board" and a digeridoo solo in Stairway to Heaven. Although he did this to Stairway to Heaven, he didn't do much to Bohemian Rhapsody. He did alot of other stupid things like signs his artwork with a caricature of himself as a kangaroo which is named "Rolfaroo". Look up more by searching for him on google.
Rolf Harris is one of the most retarded people you'll meet.
Rolf Harris by shadow77110 December 1, 2006

Rolf Harris 

Sexy Australian chap.
sings some corking songs.
can make a tune out of anything.
animals are his life
hes a pure legend!
"Hi, Im Rolf Harris and im bloody ace obvv"
Rolf Harris by rachulll February 7, 2008