Total Rhubarb

The term refers to the laxative property of the humble rhubarb. “Total rhubarb” is the exclamation made when there is an involuntary evacuation of the bowels in moments of stress. More commonly known as “shi***ng oneself”.

Oh dear I was so stressed at PMQ’s I went “Total Rhubarb “

by Gogs HR January 27, 2022

Heading for the rhubarb

Veering dangerously off course, as in, when ploughing the garden with a horse-drawn one- furrow walking plough, which begins to skid to one side, endangering the rhubarb that grows from bulbs perennially in the grass at the edge of the garden.

“Hold ‘er, Newt; she’s heading for the rhubarb!” (farm implements are always feminine … hmmnnn)

by Jkb05 January 27, 2022

Rhubarb Jacuzzi

When a guy motorboats a girl’s butt cheeks.

She didn’t believe I was about that booty until I gave her the rhubarb jacuzzi!

by BeMoorr July 30, 2021

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by rhubarb. February 15, 2022

rhubarb

A kind of vegetable that Zara Larsson loves

Zara: i fucking love rhubarbs.

by anonymous June 2, 2021

Tits up in the rhubarb

Drunk to the point of being unable to stand up.

She drank the entire bottle of vodka. We found her tits up in the rhubarb.

by |REDACTED| May 28, 2021

Hot Rhubarb

Passing on an STD

Stacy really liked Jason until he gave her the Hot Rhubarb after his hunting trip with Dan.

by Impatientturttle November 15, 2024