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Rhubarbing

The act of baking a used tampon into a crumble.
JEEZ Luke, what's for dessert, have you been rhubarbing again?
by Clungefarts December 7, 2022
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Hot Rhubarb

Passing on an STD
Stacy really liked Jason until he gave her the Hot Rhubarb after his hunting trip with Dan.
by Impatientturttle November 15, 2024
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Total Rhubarb

The term refers to the laxative property of the humble rhubarb. “Total rhubarb” is the exclamation made when there is an involuntary evacuation of the bowels in moments of stress. More commonly known as “shi***ng oneself”.
Oh dear I was so stressed at PMQ’s I went “Total Rhubarb
by Gogs HR January 27, 2022
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Talking Rhubarb

To talk complete nonsense, usually in a repetitive manner, or / and for a prolonged period. To spout verbal diarrhoea, usually to an audience of participating idiots. if the word absolute is used predominantly, then this used to accentuate the synonym 'Rhubarb'. Whilst there is no actual word that has an identical meaning, disregarding the association to the plant of the name. Often two words can be used to inflect the same meaning. Examples of this would be 'talking dog shit', 'talking broken biscuits', 'spouting shit' and talking out your 'arse / or ass pipe'
Mick, can you do us all a favour and stop talking rhubarb.

All that guy has done all night is talk absolute rhubarb, he needs to give it a rest.

I went to a party last night, and it was full of undesirables, there was this one guy that just sat there and talked rhubarb all night.

He must have been on drugs, because he didn't stop talking for over 8 hours and not one part of it made the slightest bit of sense - I've never seen someone talk absolute rhubarb like this guy did. It was like an assault on the ears.
by bradsbadluck July 29, 2022
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rhubarb pie

rhubarb come from a rhubarb type of plant. (very gross) rhubarb sounds like the word constipation so I don't know how it would taste especially in a pie.
yum pie! wait there are rhubarbs in it? gross.

rhubarb pie sounds very gross
by your.so.extra December 18, 2012
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Rhubarb Jacuzzi

When a guy motorboats a girl’s butt cheeks.
She didn’t believe I was about that booty until I gave her the rhubarb jacuzzi!
by BeMoorr July 30, 2021
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