Wayland Retards (WR)

WRs are kids from Wayland who act immature and idiotic. There are multiple kids of Wayland Retards:
1. People who never or rarely talk. These people also must be somewhat stupid

2. People who act at least two years younger than their age
3. People who think they’re so cool when they’re actually not
They can be either mild, medium, or bad. You say the letters WR to make sure teachers don’t notice.

Student 1: in geometry class yesterday when Mr. Smith asked the class what’s 374*17, Addler screamed 69 and started dabbing.

Student 2: Such a WR. That kid tried out for the basketball team too. He didn’t make a single layup

Student 1: Wayland Retards (WR) are so annoying

Student 2: Agreed

by CoachSchnitKunt May 19, 2018

retardist

retardist: one who pursues retardation seemingly as a path to enlightenment

I think Bob has decided to become a retardist full time, have you seen all the stupid things he is trying to do?

by Kaelli April 2, 2010

retardlican

Any member of the Republican National Party. More closely relating to those that make under 1 million dollars and actually believe that the party they are loyal to will actually care about them.

I am aware that the retardlicans think that they will receive the same tax breaks as the top 1%.

by Master Freeza October 23, 2012

Retard Jumper

A person who jumps off of several playgrounds who is bound to be struck by a vehicle.

Man That kid is such a Retard Jumper he is going to be hit by a car one day.

by Jake Cooley August 10, 2007

Mundial Retardinho Soccer

The Paralympics equivalent of the World Cup. Except unlike the Paralympics which accepts people with any disability, Retardinho Soccer only accepts those with mental disabilities, and even includes people who are not disabled at all, but simply just retarded.

My application to Mundial Retardinho Soccer was accepted after I asserted that 2+2=5.

by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp August 25, 2020

retardmin

Someone whome constant makes mistakes while being in charge of a Server.

Oh you retardmin, you just formatted the hard drive we needed.

or

The network manager is a retardmin hes thinks he is great but really he is utterly useless

by Robert "RaideR" Baxter February 12, 2008

Retardify

To break down an explanation to common terms so that a simpleton can understand it more clearly.

Since you clearly don't understand this let me retardify it for you.

by 2_Fabulous October 2, 2009