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Regulations Department

Regulations Department is a department of the Nova Corporation. They are tasked with enforcing the rules of the corporation and are hated by the majority of the community.
Yo, that retard is in Regulations Department, let's bully him.
by 8ansbes9 July 24, 2022
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down regulate

Verb: to calm the f* down emotionally
A true conflict resolution skill? Well, for starters, down regulate before shit hits the fan.
by Sexydimma May 26, 2021
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Regulator

A negative... Any individual that won’t mind their own business; thinks they know better and feels the need regulate, be bossy, manage or police others around them in an un-wanted manner. i.e. regulations- “by the Book”
My co-worker looks at her phone all day but she still feels the need to be a regulator and try to tell us what or how to do stuff like she’s a manager even though we do our job just fine. That car in front of us is trying to regulate by driving slow.
by SentientSmile June 16, 2021
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Master Regulator

Mike Robinson's shorthand for the Endocannabinoid System - a bodywide control network that keeps every other system in balance by sensing stress, shifting set points, and restoring stability in real time.

What it is: Receptors like CB1 and CB2, endocannabinoids like anandamide and 2-AG, and enzymes like FAAH and MAGL that make and break them down.

What it does: Tunes neurotransmitters, calms inflammation, guides pain signaling, shapes mood and sleep, steadies appetite and metabolism, supports gut motility and immune tone, and fosters neuroplasticity.

How it works: Endocannabinoids are made on demand, act locally, then get cleared quickly - a tight feedback loop that prevents overreaction and brings systems back to baseline.

Where it lives: Brain and nerves, immune cells, gut, skin, bones, reproductive organs - nearly everywhere you look.

Call it The Master Regulator because it coordinates the rest - nervous, immune, endocrine, and more - so the whole body can adapt, recover, and stay balanced.
"The Master Regulator fine-tunes how your brain, immune system, and hormones communicate so your body can adapt to stress and recover faster."

"Cannabinoids speak the language of The Master Regulator, nudging it to restore balance in ways pharmaceuticals can’t replicate."
by ResearcherOG_Mike August 11, 2025
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Nice dunk (I’m just jealous
*sees a good dunk on clearly full height rim*
Try that on a regulation rim buddy.
by Nippletipple February 20, 2024
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