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red neck moment

A moment in which ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise rational and logical Caucasian male.
Nick: Jesus BJ what happended to your eye?

BJ: I got in a fight with my cousin at the family reunion.

Victor: What did you you do, kiss her?

BJ: No, I kissed her mother.

Brian:Dawm! Now thats a Red neck Moment right there.
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Red Neck Redemption

It derived from the awsome game red dead redemption
when MACHINAMA released a trailer for cabelas dangerous hunts 2011 the comments section of the video was spammed by what gamers think the title should be
Red Neck Redemption
phil: i just got cabelas dangerous hunts 2011
dave: lololololollolol
phil: wha?
dave: you dont even know the title of ur own game its called red neck redemption u fail at life phil
phil: saaad faace
by derpyd000 December 19, 2010
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red neck dildo

using a rusty trailor hitch, preferably from the 70's or 80's to pleasure your self analy or vaginaly
I was horny so I went outside and pleasured myself on my uncles pick up truck red neck dildo style "Floppy J"
by Floppy J October 13, 2010
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Red neck wedding

The exchanging of vapors and smoke whilst PNP-ing. Where one person inhales poppers and the other rips the bong like a fuckin champ. Then exchange said vapors betwixt one another mouths.
While at the sex party, Steve and Raul had a red neck wedding then gave each other rose buds.
by anonymous October 21, 2021
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Red Neck Chickenshit

A red neck chickenshit is a person, typically from the southern states in America, who acts in a racist manner, or as a Karen.
Karen: What are you doing here boy?

Deebow: Man I live here, fuck you you red neck chickenshit Karen lookin ass.
by wiltisbetterthanjordanalltime January 16, 2022
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red neck waxing

a red neck waxing is when your so poor ...or stupid and take duck tape and put it on your pubes let it stick there for a couple of hours and then rip it off
dude i just gave myself a red neck waxing and it hurt so bad
by theboinker August 19, 2009
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Red Neck Hick

A Red Neck Hick is someone who lives in Texas and is married to there Cousin/Sister/Mother
by Jonny Nitro July 27, 2004
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